I was coming up with an idea for a new Kung Fu Panda fanfic and then it finally hit me. Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera is a great idea to make this story with the characters from Kung Fu Panda. Before I begin, I made this list.

Tai Lung: The Phantom

Master Tigress: Christine

Po: Raoul

The Soothsayer: Madame Giry

Mei Ling: Carlotta

Goat: Meg Giry

The rest of the characters will by played by the villagers and Lord Shen's wolf bandits.

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the Kung Fu Panda version of Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera. Characters belong to Dreamworks Animation. Story/songs belong to Andrew Lloyd Webber (c).


Prologue

We cut to the stage of the Jade Palace where we see an Auctioneer, Porter, Bidder, and Po, who is now seventy years old. It begins with a blow from the Auctioneer's gravel.

"Sold", said the Auctioneer, "Your number, sir? Thank you. Lot 663, then, ladies and gentlemen: a poster for this house's production of "Hannibal" by Chalumeau"

"Showing here", said the Porter.

"Do I have ten francs?", asked the Auctioneer, "Five then. Five I am bid. Six, seven. Against you, sir, seven. Eight. Eight once. Selling twice. Sold, to Raoul, Vicomte de Chagny. Now, we have Lot 664: a wooden pistol and three human skulls from the 1831 production of "Robert le Diable" by Meyerbeer. Ten francs for this. Ten, thank you. Ten francs still. Fifteen, thank you, sir Fifteen I am bid. Going at fifteen. Your number, sir? 665, ladies and gentlemen: a papier-mache musical box, in the shape of a barrel-organ. Attached, the figure of a monkey in Persian robes playing the cymbals. This item, discovered in the vaults of the theatre, still in working order."

"Showing here", said the Porter while holding it up and sets it in motion.

"May I start at twenty francs?", asked the Auctioneer, "Fifteen, then? Fifteen I am bid."

The bidding continues. Po eventually buys the box for thirty francs.

"Sold, for thirty francs to the Vicomte de Chagny", said the Auctioneer, "Thank you, sir."

The box is handed across to Po. He studies it as attention focuses on him for a moment.

RAOUL:

A collector's piece indeed

every detail exactly as she said

She often spoke of you, my friend

Your velvet lining, and your figurine of lead

Will you still play, when all the rest of us are dead?

Attention returns to the AUCTIONEER, as he resumes.

"Lot 666, then: a chandelier in pieces", said the Auctioneer, "Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera: a mystery that was never fully explained at the Jade Palace. We are told ladies and gentlemen, that this is the very chandelier which figures in the famous disaster. Our workshops have restored it and fitted up parts of it with wiring for the new electric light, so that we may know when it has been re-assembled. Should we frighten away the ghost of so many years ago with a little illumination, gentlemen?"

The AUCTIONEER switches on the chandelier There is an enormous flash, and the OVERTURE begins. During the overture the opera house is restored to its earlier grandeur. The chandelier immense and glittering, rises magically from the stage, finally hovering high above the stalls.