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A/N: Yesh, yesh I know this is insane and pure crack fic, but if you really want to know-it was my birthday, at around 1am when me and my cousin made this up. So give a bit round of applause for STAR TREK GOT LOW!
Spock had dem apple bottom jeans! Boots with da fur! (with da fur!) da whole club was looking at...him...eh...heheh...
Then he glanced over to Kirk, so Kirk jumped in! They hit da flo! Next thing ya no! SpockandKirk got low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
THEN KIRK WAVED AT BONES, so Bones jumped in! They hit da flo! Next thing ya no! SpockKirkandBones got low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
And then Bones glanced at Scotty, so Scotty jumped in! DEY HIT DA FLO! NEXT THING YA NO! SpockKirkBonesandScotty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
Then Scotty said *read in Scottish accent* "Uhura, why don't you jump on in!" SO SHE JUMPED IN! AND DANCED WITH DEM! Then SpockKirkBonesScottyandUhura got low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
MM MM MM MMMM! MM MM MM MM MMMM!
Then Uhura looked to Chekov and waved him on in! DEY HIT DA FLO! NEXT THING YA NO! got low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
Chekov glanced to Sulu and said "Hikaru! Deez iz fun!" So Sulu jumped on in! DEY HIT DA FLO! NEXT THING YA NO! got low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
Sulu glanced to da redshirt and said 'Hey Joe, jump on in!' But then he tripped! And now he's dead! But Bones felt like stating the obvious so he kept dancing and said! "Hey, Jim, he's de-ee-eah-eee-eah-ee-eah-ee-eah-ee-dd!"
MM MM MM MMMM! MM MM MM MM MMMM!
And the moral of the story is that you should never bring a redshirt to a party, because they'll just die anyways and then you'll have to hide the body.
The End.
P.S. I'm sorry if I scarred you for life...maybe my Vulcan will meld with you and fix that? ;D
