Dear Diary,

I don't even know why I'm bothering to write this. There's no reason to keep a diary. But Kankuro insisted I start because it will "help me be a less angry person." I think he just wants to steal it to try and get in my head. Well I got news for ya Kanky, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!! Well I guess this is the part where I like tell about my day huh? You'll have to go easy on me diary, I've never had one of these things before. Never really saw the point. Wait…. I already said that didn't I?

Well let's see… I had a perfectly boring day. Nothing interesting happened at all. Gaara didn't even break anything. That was weird. He was calm today. Too calm. But whatever. Maybe he had a good day at work or something. Maybe he has a secret girlfriend Kankuro and I don't about. Maybe... maybe he hit the lottery and isn't going to tell me. Yeah that's it. He's rich and won't tell me. Gonna spend all the money on fancy Mexican sand….. I don't get it!!! What's so special about sand from Mexico!? IT'S FANCY DIRT. MY BROTHER HAS A DIRT FETTISH. OH GOD, I HATE MY LIFE SOMETIMES.

~Temari

Temari closed the small leather book and put down her pen. She didn't really want to keep a diary, but she decided to do it to make her brother shut up for once in his life. Then a strange sensation hit her. She was exhausted. She put the diary in her desk, took her hair down and laid her head on her soft pillow. All she wanted to think about was sleep.

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Okay so this is my newest work of the most cracktastic pairing ever, HidaTema. Normally I'm not a big fan of diary-style fanfics, and I personally didn't want to finish this. However I recieved much prompting from a friend (I'll get you for this Kisame-san) and decided to keep working on it. More chapters will be added, this thing could go on for quite some time. I'll stop wating your time though, and I hope you enjoy my latest work! (R&R plz)