Disclaimer: not mine, don't sue. It is JUST A COINCIDENCE that a character from the original show and my name are the same. I had it before her; this is in no way a self-insertion fic. (Yeah right, it totally is in a 100% crack-fic way.) And this is in the movie!A-Team catagory, because ... because I'm a mom, and I said so.
Enjoy(?)
"—I'm just saying, I'm glad I'm not super well-endowed. I think movie stars and celebrities look like caricatures."
The men sitting in the living room with her looked discomfited. Her occasional (over) imbibing led to some awkward discussions as her inhibitions fled and her verbal filter broke down.
"I mean, think about how much work it would be to haul them around all the time! They'd get in the way; they make your back hurt! There's no evolutionary reason for them! If big boobs were so great, why would any woman get breast reduction surgery?"
Although no one else—not even Face, and he had some solid opinions on the subject—was actively participating in the rant brought on by the shallowness of E! Entertainment News, Amy turned to the one man in the room she knew would be most uncomfortable with the discussion.
"What do you think, B.A.? For or against big tits? And don't just answer what you think I would like to hear, just because I'm sitting next to you. I want your honest to god thoughts!"
If she was expecting a big reaction from the Ranger, Amy was disappointed. B.A. lifted his eyes to hers, giving her his patented hard glare. He didn't move otherwise. The rest of the room, however, became very still and quiet.
When she'd been drinking, Amy was hard to intimidate, though. "Well?" she insisted.
"Against," he finally answered. His voice cut through the silent room.
"That's right!" she crowed. "They would just be a pain. A literal pain. I'm glad you understand, B.A."
"Huh," B.A. grunted, nodding slowly. "Right. Basically, anything more than a mouthful's a waste."
The room erupted in laughter. Amy exclaimed, "B.A!" and jabbed him with her elbow. He winked at her, his grin reaching his eyes as any further serious discussion disintegrated.
fin, thank god.
