A/N: Hello everyone:D I'm back with another story… I know I haven't updated my old ones in a long time, but I promise you I will as soon as possible. I hope you enjoy this, and please don't forget to review, kay?
Oh, and by the way, everyone is 17 years old, except for Gai's team who are all 18.
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Chapter 1: You All Have Problems
It was a regular Monday morning in the Leaf Village. All of the ninja teams were up and starting their usual training. Team 7 was at their usual spot, waiting for their sensei. It was a typical scene.
Naruto was pacing back and forth muttering words like 'Kakashi sensei', 'late', and 'dead'.
Sasuke was leaning coolly on the railing of the bridge, hands in pockets, and seemingly deep in thought. It had been over a year since he had returned to the Leaf Village after achieving his life-long goal. Although his brother was dead, he still remained a human ice-block with no outward emotion whatsoever. Not any display that anyone would catch, anyway. Unknown to Sakura, he would occasionally glance at her and blush ever so slightly.
Sakura was sitting cross-legged nearby where Sasuke was standing. Although she still had strong feelings for him, she had grown immensely and no longer chased after him like a rabid fan girl.
After waiting for an hour, everyone was pretty much pissed. They were especially antsy because they had occasionally seen a furry head poke out from the bushes, staring at them. Even Sasuke was showing some irritation.
Finally, Kakashi popped into their view. "Yo." He raised his hand in greeting.
"YOU'RE LATE AGAIN KAKASHI SENSEI!!!" Naruto screamed as he jumped up and down.
Sasuke rolled his eyed in annoyance, and Sakura in exasperation.
Kakashi scratched his head in bemusement. "It was only an hour…"
His students all glared at him.
He chuckled slightly to himself. "Well, I have a legit excuse this time… The Hokage wants to see you all."
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When Team 7 got to the Hokage's office, they were surprised to see that Asuma's, Gai's and Kurenei's team was also present.
Tsunade cleared her throat. "Now that everyone's here, I have an important announcement to make."
Everyone looked at the Hokage with curiousity.
"As you know, as ninja you must be ready for anything. You must be able to disguise your appearance and personality at will. Overall I believe that this is not being accomplished up to my standards," she said as she looked at them sternly. "So this is why I've hired a specialist." Tsunade motioned to Shizune to usher in the guest. The guest came in and looked around the room.
"What ARE you?!" Naruto asked.
Sasuke twitched. He was wondering the same thing.
Sakura hit Naruto across the head and hissed "Naruto! Stop being so rude…"
"This is Dr. Chewbacca. He is a famous doctor, and he is here to train all of you." Tsunade beamed.
Kiba scratched his head in confusion. "…aren't you from Star Wa-"
"NO."
Shizune poked her head in. "Chewbacca-sama, a phone call just came in from someone named Obi Wa-"
"I KNOW NO SUCH BEING."
Everyone stared at him.
"Um…alright…." Shizune slowly backed out of the room.
"Alright people," Dr. Chewbacca began. "First of all, call me…Dr. C."
Everyone nodded slowly, slightly scared of this weird furry creature.
"Second of all, I've been observing you from a distance-"
"AHA! So YOU were the furry thing that was staring at us!!" Naruto yelled as he pointed to Chewbacca, I mean Dr. C, excitedly.
Dr. C glared at him. "As I was saying, I have been observing you from a distance-"
"That was really creepy you know. Having some furry thing staring at me-"
"AHEM." Tsunade frowned at Naruto.
"As I was trying to say before, I have been observing you from a distance for the past few days and have come to a conclusion."
Everyone leaned in expectantly.
"You all have PROBLEMS."
Everybody fell anime-style.
"YOU. The one in the orange. You're too LOUD. Shut up."
"Pinky. You're too emotional. Get a grip woman."
"Chicken head, you're emo. Get a life." Dr. C ratted on and told the rest of them what their problems were until the girls were reduced to tears, and the guys were cracking their knuckles, wanting to kill this furry man.
Meanwhile, Asuma, Kurenei, Gai, and Kakashi were laughing their asses off.
"So," Dr. C concluded. "What you guys need… is acting classes."
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A/N: So what did you guys think? Promising beginning? Please review and I will love you forever. :D
