Vlad walked to the front door of his house

After a long day

He was so tired he almost missed the blood red emvalope stuffed under the door

Hesitantly he picked it up and went inside , once inside he slowly he opened and began to read

My beloved

You say that there isn't a chance,

That we two will have a romance.

You just need a little more time,

But in the meantime... Is it OK if I stalk you?

I just want to make sure you're OK,

And behaving while I am away.

Is it OK if I stalk you?

Don't mind me I won't get in the way,

And although I'll see you everyday,

You won't see me.

You've stated in words very clear,

That you won't require me here.

So to your conditions I bow,

But for now... *now*

Is it OK if I stalk you?

I just want to make sure you're OK,

And behaving while I am away.

Is it OK if I stalk you?Don't mind me I won't get in the way,

And although I'll see you everyday,

You won't see me.

I will be in the vicinity no matter where you go,

It's a good thing what with all of the nutcases out there, so... Is...

It OK if I stalk you *stalk you, stalk you*

Don't mind me I won't get in the way,

And although I'll see you everyday.

You won't see me 'cause...

I'll be concealed in my car...

At the back of the bar...

In the restaurant behind the piano...

The man over there with the hair...

And the moustache and wearing the glasses that, no offense, I wouldn't normally wear...

'Cause my eye sight is fine...

And with night vision goggles I see even better,

They flatter you more then the closed circuit it Ok if I stalk you?

I just want to make sure you're OK,

And behaving while I am away.

Is it OK if I stalk you,?

My beloved Vlad I will always watch you

Love dablo

Vlad crumpled the letter

And headed up to his room all the while mumbling

"damn that's the second time this week"