Hehe. Enjoy. It's kinda..Weird..


Cast of Characters:
Will Turner asWeird Turner
Captain Jack Sparrow asJacklyn Sparrow
Jack theMonkey as Sack the Monkey
Elizabeth Swann as Fizzy Swann
Comadore Norrington as Condor Norrington
Govenor Swann as Wiggy Swann
Barbossa as Barbooba

Introduction:

Weird Turner meets the rather Smelly Pirate

Weird Turner was a blacksmith, unfortunately, a really clumsy one. He was hammering on the sword he was making when he missed the sword and hit his hand. For the next five minutes he hopped around the room howling in pain. That is, until a horrid smell wafted into the room. It smelled vague of rotting meat, runny horse crap, and skunk. This was weird, since he had never smelled skunk in his entire life. Namely because skunks are a purely North American creature. Anyways.

"What is that awful smell?" He said while gagging. Soon enough a man ran into the blacksmith shop, the smell was coming from him. Weird stared, horrified before quite bluntly, stating the very obvious truth.

"You smell!" This was said with much disgust. The man simply blinked before lightly sniffing his armpits. Then he gave a nonchalant shrug before meandering over to a sword and examining his teeth in the reflection.

"Well, I can't help that. I'm a pirate you know. It's a well know fact pirates smell." He tried to explain, but he really didn't put much effort into the explanation. Simply because he had explained it over, and over, and over, and over.

"B-but why!" Weird said while he held his nose and tried to breath through his mouth. This didn't work very well, since he ended up tasting the smell, which was a lot worse than smelling it.

"Haven't you heard of BOoTC?" Asked the pirate, turning to look at Weird with a bored look on his face.

"I've heard of PoTC, but not BOoTC, what is it?" By this time, Weird had managed to get away a distance where the stench wasn't as bad.

"Well, PoTC is Pirates of the Caribbean. BOoTC is Body Odor of the Caribbean." The pirate explained, completely straight faced. Any normal person probably couldn't do so while explaining the ludicrous reason. This would only get more absurd.

"What an odd name. How did it come about?"

"Well, you see, BOoTC is a parody of POTC, and we are the end results. You are Weird Turner, the rip off of Will Turner. I am Jacklyn Sparrow, the rip off of Jack Sparrow." Jacklyn said while poking a sword.

"I...See. Who created it?" Weird asked, mildly curious about this…Startling new revelation.

"Well, mainly the writer of this fan-fiction and her step-sister. Back when some television show announced that there was going to be a PoTC 2, the writer announced it and well, it avalanched from there. The two brainstormed and well, here we are. Quite interesting, isn't it?"

"Well, I can't really say. I didn't understand a word that you said to be perfectly honest. I'm not well versed in the language of idiots." Weird replied dryly as he rubbed the hand that he had previously injured with the hammer.

"Oh?" Jacklyn then walked towards Weird, who promptly puked when he came within three feet. The pirate raised an eyebrow before walking over to the workbench and grabbing a jug of water. He walked back over to Weird who was still dry heaving. With a toothy grin, the pirate smashed the jug down onto the blacksmith's head before he swaggered on out of the blacksmith shop and heading for the marketplace. To further spread his stench.