Hey! I don't think this is gonna turn out very well but let's see.....
I don't own any maximum ride characters!!!!!
Iggy POV
Sigh, Gazzy is gone on stupid trip with Max, Nudge, and Angel..... They left me because I can't fricken see! Ya, I'm blind!
At least Fang desided to stay, same with Total.
"Why are you still here Fang?" I asked
"Because, I know you don't like not being able to see so I desided to have some fun with you nd take your mind off it." He replied
I turned my head to the voice. "What we gonna do? Max will kill me if I make anymore bombs."
No reply. Is he still there? I was about to call his name when he said, "C'mon, we're going to a club."
We took off flying and soon I heard booming music and smelled alcohol.
"Here we are." Fang said. "Now remember,we are 21."
It's believable too. We all look very old for our age. "What about Max?"
"We'll worry bout her later." and with that he dragged me inside.
We soon came upon what I assumed was a bar counter and stool.
"Here, drink this." Fang said giving me a large glass.
I took a sip. It was GOOD! I had never tasted it before. It burned my throat but it hurts so good!
"Yuuum! What is this?" I asked.
"I call it POISON" He replied. I knew it wasn't real poison of course.
Fang POV
Oh My Fucking God! He's drinking it!!!!!!!!!! Max is gonna be so pissed when she comes home to drunk Iggy but it's worth it!
I gave him another POISON and he gulped it like water. I invented it myself so like any minute now he will be totally trashed.
"Come on Iggy, Let's go." I carried away giggling Iggy and flew him home. He so couldn't fly right now.
We got bck to the house and what's the first thing he does? He walkes strait into the door. "Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there." He said, then walked inside.
I heard thumping and a crash followed by an "IGGY!" Uh oh, Max was home........
"FANG!!!!!!!!!!!" I heard this time but it came as a growel.
I went in and saw Iggy feeling up our manican that we baught for some reason. Flirting with it. When suddenly he got really pissed.
"WHY WON'T YOU TALK BACK!" he screamed at it. "I SWEAR YOU WILL BLOW UP WITH THIS BOMB IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION! 3.....2....."
"Iggy wait!" Max and I shouted at the same time. Gazzy came down then and tackled Iggy.
The rest of the night was spent locking Iggy away from bombs in the room with the manican. Who knows what he did in there.......
I know really lame but I am tired and got bored nd this idea popped into my head. nyone else feel free to use it but make it better......
