I Have No Idea: The Sequel
Disclaimer: I don't own J.K Rowling or any of the characters.
Note to Readers: This is a sequel to "I Have No Idea" by potatocrazywriter4. The first one we wrote in a yogurt shop while watching a toddler dance and talking about emails with unicorns. Yes, we are random, so be prepared. I strongly suggest you read the first one though, or else the bald cap won't make sense! :)
Harry Potter ran through the trees, ducking under branches with the gracefulness of a deer. "OUCH!" Harry just ran into a tree. Somewhere offset, Ron was furious that Harry messed up the scene. Harry got up, and kept running with the same speed and agility he was before, therefore, he crashed into another tree. His mission was to find the beautiful Hermione Granger before the villain Draco Malfoy did.
At last, the stone tower came into view, but something seemed to be falling out of the window. "Is that a bald cap?" Harry thought out loud. Again, somewhere offstage Ron was very furious at this point, but enjoying a latte with extra whipped cream and just a sprinkle of cinnamon.
While Harry was staring at the tower, trying to figure out what was falling out of it, a rustling in the bushes interrupted his thoughts. Draco Malfoy was rolling out of the bushes in a very dramatic way.
"Well, well, well. It's Potter! Famous Potter going to save Hermione Granger," Draco said. Harry's jaw dropped, because currently Draco was flopping around on the floor like a dead fish.
"She wouldn't need saving if you weren't alive." Harry turned around and left Draco on the ground. He continued walking away, his red cape billowing in the wind. Well, a giant fan offset in this case.
"Did you know you are being rude? You can't leave a friend behind!" Draco shouted. Harry ignored him and was now levitating himself to the top of the tower. Draco was staring in awe. "I'm a wizard! Why didn't I think of that? I used a stupid grappling hook, and I STILL failed." Draco started sobbing loudly, and a pool of tears was accumulating quickly. Up in the tower, Hermione heard something. "Is Draco crying?" Suddenly Harry Potter appeared in the window, and Hermione was surprised.
"You could have just asked me to use the stairs." Harry's jaw dropped for the second time. "There were STAIRS?"
In the distance, a voice could be heard. "Well, POTTER, you didn't know either? What a stupid mistake. Everyone knows every tower has a staircase."
Somewhere in China, Voldemort was sneaking around a dark neighborhood. "Come out come out wherever you are Harry Potter," he said in his cold, mysterious, snakelike voice. At that instant, a house light came on, and a small child was leaning out the window yelling," Mommy look! It's a circus clown! Can we go to the circus?" Of course, she said this all in Chinese, so Voldemort (not understanding what she said) merely smiled and waved.
Back to the story, Hermione was climbing down the stairs and Harry gave her a broom. "To infinity and beyond!" As the two brooms steadily climbed in the air, Draco shouted something to them that only he and a couple of squirrels could hear. "That's from Toy Story! Not that I watch it or anything, I mean...I'm Draco Malfoy! Seriously..."
Offset, Ron Weasley as throwing the script away and sighing. "I seriously need a vacation to China." As he will soon find out, this will turn out to be a big mistake. (Not because of Voldemort-because plane ticket rates to China are really expensive this time of year.)
