Disclaimer: If I did own this I'd be married to Harry or maybe Prongs but not Ron because he's always annoyed me.

It was a nice day as the half fey half human hybrid known as Esmeralda Titania Porter walked to platform 9 1/3. It would be her first year at Hogwarts even thought she was really seven hundred years old. She was attending Hogwarts that year so she could avoid the gathering on Avalon. Her father was the fey known as Puck. She like him enjoyed playing tricks on mortals and she spied the perfect mortals to play a trick on. There in front of her was a boy with a very strange scar.

"I hope I didn't forget anything." Said Harry as he rushed to the platform. He was feeling very sad since the return of Voldemort and the death of Cedric. He didn't notice a girl with white hair, pointed ears, emerald eyes, and a long shimmering pink dress. She turned herself invisible using fey magic and began to follow him onto the train and into a compartment.

"Hi Harry, how was your summer?" asked Hermione as she was held by Ron. They had gotten very close over the summer and Harry was feeling jealous. He wanted a girl too.

"It was alright except for the dementor attack and not being giving a decent trial by the Wizengamot but I'm alright now." Said Harry as he sat down. Esmeralda sat down next to him invisibly and listened intently.

"Good thing Dumbledore was there, huh Harry?" said Ron as he began to stroke Hermione's hair. Harry couldn't take it anymore and ran from the compartment. Esmeralda followed him and sealed all of the other compartments just because she could. Harry began to cry by a wall and she appeared before him in a glittery, shimmering, puff of smoke.

"Hello Harry aren't you sad Potter!" said Esmeralda

"Who are you!" asked Harry in surprise at the attractive girl in front of him

"I'm Esmeralda and I want to do something for you."

"Like what?" asked Harry standing up trying not to stare at her elfin appearance

"Whatever you want. I'm a child of a child of Oberon."

"Who's Oberon?"

"The king of the third race."

"What's the third race?"

"Well, there are humans, gargoyles, and feys. My father was a fey."

"What can you do for me?"

"I can give you what you want the most. You know, besides Voldemort's death and all. I can't kill anybody so don't ask."

"Can you make Cho Chang like me?"

"A girl?"

"Yes, can you make that girl like me?"

"Did you say that girl? Or that girl? Oh well."

"So you can do this?"

"Of course now stand back."

"Okay girls it's time to know what you've been missing

From now on it's Harry Potter you'll be kissing"

And with that she spun around and a pink light enveloped the entire train.

"Now Mr. Potter go and great your harum."