Hey again! ^^ I'm on a roll, this can't be healthy, it's 4 am and I haven't slept for over 24hours. I was trying to sleep when this suddenly popped into my head and I wanted to share it with everyone ^^ enjoy.
Also, this takes place in the 'original' time line, as in, not ten years later ^^.

Disclaimer: Put it this way, if I owned KHR, would I be posting stuff on here?

Warnings: Use of the word 'vagina' and er, that's it really lol.

It was, but an ordinary day at the Varia headquarters, Squalo could be heard yelling at some new recruits, Xanxus would be watching from his window, a glass of wine in hand, Levi was most probably trying to please Xanxus while Lussuria could be heard humming to himself in the kitchen, Mammon was busy counting money in his room and Bel was lounging on the couch, when a small green blur ran into the room and up to the lounging prince.

Sensing that he was being watched the blonde teen looked down to find the most adorable little thing he had ever seen, -not that he would never admit it- a small boy not older than five with blue hair and beautiful eyes that matched was starring up at him with a small pout on his face; if Bel had been Lussuria, he would have squee'd. Fortunately (or unfortunately) Bel wasn't Lussuria, and he simply settled with looking down at the kid and putting his usual grin in place. "My name is Fran, and you're Bel-sempai, right?" The boy said without the usual fear that could be found in peoples' voices upon seeing the blonde's grin. "Ushishishi~ Yes, what does a little kid like you want from a genius prince like me?" The green haired toddler smiled "Bel-sempai, what's a vagina?" Needless to say, Bel's grin diminished somewhat. "And who told you to ask me, my un-cute kouhai?" Fran's smile increased as he said "The commander of the sixth squad! He said that I should ask you because you're a genius!" And Fran was simply left standing there looking adorably puzzled as his sempai left the room with odd looking knives in his hands.

The commander of the sixth squad was reported missing the next day, and Fran never did discover what a vagina was, until a couple of years later when he asked Lussuria. Since then, the poor boy has been oddly silent and void of emotions.

A.N: And now we know why Fran is always blank!!!! lol. As usual, Voltrix Zee Horo, you are the bessssst and I want the babies you will have with Bel.