Yam was a Swedish, devilish, and fiendish little gremlin. She was also a vegetarian vegetable. Because gremlins are vegetables. Yes. Because that is sense and is important to the plot of this story. Anyway, Yam was a big fan of Michael May. Her favorite movie was Transformers 6: Optimus Prime Minister's return from hell after seeing hellwayne who will rise 2012. Her favorite anime was Michael May the anime aka Neon Jackson the Seventh Alien. One day, when she was cosplaying as Bumblebay from the hit anime: Michael Mays life in transformers the anime, she decided to troll a druggy named Matthew. He was p high at the time and so it was kinda hard for him to be trolled bcuz he was so happy and up in the clouds singing songs at Dylan's house in the sky. When she mentioned his drug addiction, he got mad and called on his sidekick green table. He came in riding his ass and threw an rpg at her. It hit her on the head and she fell on the ground as it exploded and Michael May appeared and said "good job Gabriel" and gave the movie ten out of ten would watch it again.

The end.

Epilogue:

Michael May was lying on the cold hard ground. He pulled out a grenade and threw it in the air. It came down like a wrecking ball. It never blew up so mug before. As he was being mugged by the grenade, he thought back on the gold old days when he could come home from a hard Michael day on the old ranch located in Utah where he tried to convince Matthew's friend who had a KIK account to change her KIK username so Dylan and Andrew and Dylan will know it so they can troll her like Yam did MTtheww. Except free table won't come in on his ass and throw an rpg. While flipping a free table which has a home rpg attached to it. So when the grenade that was mugging Mr Michael May came down and hit the cold hard ground, Michael Mays lungs exploded bcuz he had two small grenades inside each one. He went to the hospital where the doctors gave him 7 days to die and hulk Hofan came in to say "here we goooooo" before grabbing his granny and throwing her outside. When his granny hit the cold hard ground, her lungs exploded bcuz there were two small grenades inside them. Yam spectated the entire ordeal in gamemode 3. She friend and ate a his quit for fun.

The end for real this tim.

Epilogue part 2:

The end.

P.S. Yam isn't actual Michael May. The hulk hofan ruse was a distaction. He has the car. Hulk hofan here we go.