Once upon a time in the world of Super Smash Brothers, Princess Rosalina farted.

Rosalina's farts were so disgustingly smelly and very brassy that everyone died.

It was then that a huge fiery explosion occurred, with the flatulent Rosalina being pelted by various explosive items as Roy Koopa chased after her in his pink colored clown car, with Bowser Junior strolling by on foot as he munched on some cranberries, exchanging glances with the trio of Fire Emblem characters and R.O.B. as he shrugged, continuing on his way.

The fireball hitting Princess Rosalina in the butt, which in turn made her jump in pain as she crashed through the ceiling, her blonde hair and general body below her head sticking down.

Roy and M. Robin glanced at each other as Rosalina farted several thunderous tuba toots, with Roy chucking a fireball as it caused the fart gas to explode, burning up Rosalina and lighting her body up in flames, with the two Fire Emblem characters whistling innocently as they moved past the burning Princess Peach ripoff, continuing on their search.

Rosalina farted as she was blasted into The Room by a huge smart bomb explosion, landing on Dr. Mario's seemingly dead body as the ceiling tiles collapsed onto her, killing her instantly.

Princess Rosalina farted the most thunderous tuba toot she could muster, her deep pitched brassy poot not only killing off all the Lumas surrounding her, but making her poop herself as a huge brown stain the size of Ridley appeared on the back of her light blue dress. The Robins, R.O.B., and Roy all laughed at the plight of the flatulent Emo Fat Blue Space Peach, who began crying as she kept on farting, proceeding to pee herself. The Robs and Roy eventually had their share of laughter, proceeding to do an unfair 4 vs 1 match as they ganged up on the messy Elsa knock off, giving her one HELL of a beat down.