YO. I WAS LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND THIS JUST KINDA CAME TO ME. ITS RETARDED I KNOW, BUT SILL KINDA FUNNY IN A CRACK INDUCED WAY. SO HAVE FUN WITH IT!

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR THIS SONG CAUSE IS I DID THIS WOULD ALREADY BE AN EPISODA. Q.E.D.( GOMEN. A LOT OF LUCKY STAR.)

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Naruto: -walks up to Sasuke and looks him in the eye-

Sasuke: what? -hears music start to play-

Naruto:-singing- oh you're throwing everything you have at me, cheap shots, low blows. Will you ever let it go? You're so pathetic, give it a rest. You're not gonna win, you're never gonna. You love the sound of own voice, in a crown of death upon your head, c'mon. you and all your royalty, only leads to infamy. You're going to taste my fist.

Sasuke: what the hell Naruto?

Naruto: this is how I think of you.

Sasuke: you know I know this song, right?

Naruto: so

Sasuke: alright.

Naruto: you're so good at stretching the truth into a sugarcoated lie. Everyone takes a bite. I have been dineing with the enemy. It was a wolf in sheep's clothing, now its so clear to me!

Sasuke: -singing over Naruto- I've had enough of your games. If your not trembling, you better be. 'Cause we're gonna be the end of you

Naruto: -over Sasuke- I've had enough of your games, I'm gonna show them who you really are. And I can tell you right now, it wont be pretty-

Sasuke: -cutting Naruto off- you say "I can convince anyone, any thing" provoking the anger of, a jealous god!-

Naruto: still you spin a web of lies, fear, lust, pride, greed, and shame. you said no one, oh you said no one escapes the pain. Pa-a-ain-

Sasuke: I've had enough of your games, if you're not trembling you better be. 'Cause we're gonna be the end of you-

Naruto: I've had enough of your games, I'm gonna show them who you really are. and I can tell you right now, it wont be pretty.

Sasuke: -talking- who put you up to this?

Naruto: -talking- my self.

Sasuke -growls, then smirks and continues to sing- I'm a cowered not a fighter, disguised as a lover. In disguise, in disguise. For so long now you held me down. You held me,

Naruto: -talking- but you wanted it.

Sasuke: -ignores it- you held me down.

Naruto: you said it was ok cause wanted to be the uke. It in your name!

Sasuke: -blushing like Hinata, but continues to sing- you held me down for so long, but its not gonna last, 'cause I can see right through your beautiful lies. I've had enough of your games, if you're not trembling you better be. 'Cause we're gonna be the end of you

Naruto: -singing again- I've had enough of your games, I'm gonna show them who you really are and I can tell you right now, it wont be pretty.

Sasuke: -smirks- oh you're throwing everything you've got at me, cheap shots, low blows, will you ever let it go? You're so pathetic, give it a rest. You're not gonna win, you're never gonna. -music fades. Talking- looks like I win again Naruto.

Naruto: -looks confused-… damn it!

SHORT, I KNOW, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. IF YOU DON'T THEN GO AWAY!!!! ALSO LEAVE A REVIEW. FLAMES WILL LIGHT CANDLES USED WHEN NARUTO AND SASUKE MAKE LOVE.