Disclaimer: i don't own any of these characters, only the plot of this story

AN: sorry that i haven't updated my other story, I loss the passion for it. I hope you enjoy this! It's a little short though

Chapter 1: The thought process of gay tigers

"Something is wrong with those damn tigers!" came the exasperated voice of the zoo's coordinator. Tsunade shook her head in aggravation. That breed of tiger was rare and she was lucky enough to had scored two pure bred brothers. Seeing how the rest of their breed was annihilated. Itachi, however, refused to acknowledge each breeding female the set in front of him. Sasuke was no better, he would just sit on his rock and laze around, completely ignoring all the females around him. They both just seemed so lonely to her….

When a thought hit Tsunade, she began to dazzle with joy. "Maybe, they're just lonely Kakashi. I believe that they need playmates, perhaps they would get them interested." Kakashi paused for a second, then said bluntly," or maybe they're just gay." His face was devoid of sarcasm. She sighed in agreement, that was most likely the case with these two.

A e-mail chime rang from her laptop. Startled, both turned to read the article that was sent over by the rare tiger zoo that specialized in breeding hybrid tigers. The article was about two Kyuubi tigers, which were smaller than the Bengal tiger. It seemed as though, the tigers, Deidara and Naruto were ready to mate. Thinking that is there was more testosterone, it would jump start the asexual vive. Smiling, Tsunade called the number of the zoo and set up for the tigers to be transferred to the
Konoha Animal Sanctuary Zoo. Once the plans were set, Kakashi nodded to his boss and walked out the door.

Perched upon his high rock, Sasuke Uchiha watched as the two females, Sakura and Ino, flaunting their bodies around his area, making him completely disgusted.

His brother Itachi observed each visitor that walked by their enclosed area. He had already made it clear to the females not to go near him. Having just moved in his nineteenth year of life, he had yet to reproduce. It was a shame really; both of them were designed perfectly with only a bit of a defect. Their fur was black with a glint of blue in the strips, and eyes of garnet. Both frighteningly beautiful duo to behold.

A clicking sound came from the other side of the area. Neji, a cougar, called for Sasuke. Sighing and grumbling about his "beauty rest", he made his way over to Neji with a swagger in his step.

"Did you hear about the new arrivals?"

"Arrivals?"

"Yeah, Lee over heard that there were two more tigers being ships from a high class zoo." Neji stated.

Lee is a small bush baby that kept close to his trainer Gai, a lot. Lee was having trouble adjusting to his rather violent and aggressive courter, Gaara, a red panda, which was given to Lee as a playmate. Only Gaara wasn't interesting in playing tag. He was more interested in wrestling with Lee and exhausting him to the point where Gaara could take advantage of him. The trainers had tried to take Lee way from Gaara, but it ended violently. Two trainers were mauled by him. So they left Lee with Gaara in the hope that he would be gentler with Lee.

"So they're bringing more pathetic females?" a sigh pushed its way out of his throat. Neji coughed," No. they're male tigers." His voice turned sly when the shocked look crossed Sasuke's face when he said "male".

Sasuke shook out of his trance and glanced towards the lounge. His brother was surfing the channels, completely oblivious or extremely disinterested in the group of whorish females. Sighing, he frowned at the thought of the two tigers, male tigers at that. His trainer was going to mock him and his brother for the rest of their lives for getting flustered over "male" tigers. 'Well damn it all to Hell!'

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