FFO: I've got an annoucement to make!

Nami: You're going to quit making everybody call Luffy my husband!

FFO: No, it's too much fun.

Tashigi: Your going stop making Tashigi/Zoro stories.

FFO: You wish!

Robin: You're going to stop having diabolical thoughts of taking over the world.

FFO is silent.

Robin: I'll take that as a no.

FFO: Yes, that's right.

Chopper: What is it?

FFO: 1. I don't own one Piece

2. Sanji's going to Jail!

Nami: YES!

Luffy: For what?

FFO: R&R


Pirate College

Luffy and the gang were hanging out on the Merry Go, which was docked on Some Port ("Some" being the name of the town). Zoro was sitting at a desk filling out papers, papers which were strewn all over the desk. The door was closed until Luffy opened it and stuck his little head in.

Luffy: Zoro, what are you doing?

Luffy was looking over his shoulder.

Luffy: What's with all the paper.

Zoro: I'm filling out an application.

Nami: Filling out? Application! YOU NEVER FILL OUT ANYTHING! What's it for?

Luffy: What's an application?

Zoro: LUFFY YOU'RE STUPID!

Robin: Now, now, Zoro, you must control that temper. I'm sorry Nami he sometimes forgets that your "husband" is not the quick-witted type.

Nami: LUFFY ISN'T MY HUSBAND!

Robin [slowly building up toward anger: That's what they all say. Next thing you know you're pregnant and people will be asking you questions like, "Who's the baby's daddy?" And you know it isn't any of their concern. Then you get annoyed and just want TO SMACK THOSE PEOPLE UPSIDE THE HEAD!

Robin was breathing heavily.

Nami: You feel better?

Robin: Yeah.

Nami: You sure?

Robin: Yeah.

Zoro: Well. . .

Robin: Ready for me to send it in.

Zoro: Yup

Zoro gave Robin the application.

Usopp [Irish accent be warned: Now wait just a spud pickin' minute ther Robin. He still nevhar told us wot it was fer.

Zoro: It's for college.

Luffy, Franky, Sanji, Nami, Usopp, and Chopper: College?

Nami: You. . .go to. . . in. . . college? You're a pirate! PIRATES DON'T GO TO COLLEGE! Do they? ROBIN, DO THEY?

Robin: Well. . .

Tashigi: What are you guys talking about? What's all this I hear about college and pirates?

Chopper: Tashigi, you're not supposed to be here,

Franky: Well, Nami was pretty loud.

Robin: Yeah, she was.

Nami: FINE!

Tashigi: Well…

Sanji: Zoro wants to college.

Tashigi: HA! HA! HA! That's funny. Seriously?

Chopper: Zoro wants to go to college.

Tashigi: HA! HA! HA! That's even funnier the second time! Seriiously?

Robin: Zoro wants to go to college

Tashigi: You're not serious! Zoro tell me you're not serious!

Nami: Oh, he's serious alright. Robin's got the application.

Sanji: What I don't get is how he sees himself as "college material."

Chopper: What about all those times Frankie's short-circuited?

Zoro: Haven't I fixed you?

Franky: Everyime?

Usopp[still in an Irish accent: Fine, but just cause ya' understand the innar workins' of androids and robots, doesn't mean yar' college material.

Tashigi: Just how much do you know about robots and androids.

Nami: Yeah, you live with us and you've never told us anything else about you.

Usopp [still in an Irish accent: WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Zoro: First off, you never asked and second off, for me to know and you to figure out.

Robin: Look if you guys don't believe Zoro's college material, why don't you give him a test.


Sanji: Get me outta here!

FFO: Sorry! I can't here you! I 'm washing my car.

Zolo: You don't have one.

FFO: My ship!

Zolo: That either.

FFO: Chap 2 in the works!