Ok so i can never stick to long stories so most of these will be 1-2 chapters and just be random i guess.

Most of my stories will probably be 'What ifs' some will just be my random stories that usually don't go anywhere at all.

So, this first one is an RnR story because there is a serious lack of them and well die hard Lobster fans aren't getting much. Also, I'm sorry if this sucks too bad, or if the jokes are pretty crap.

It's set in 'The one with Monica's thunder' (I know, cliche pick. I'm sorry) What if Monica hadn't caught them.. What if phoebe had.


TOW Phoebe's Thunder?

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room.]

Monica knocked on phoebe's door impatiently, while in her over-excited Monica kind of way. It was her engagement night, which meant it was all about her! Oh and Chandler... but mostly her.

"Phoebe! Come on! Lets go!" No answer. She sighed and banged once again on her door. "Come on!"

The door opened to a smiling Phoebe who, to Monica's annoyance, was not ready at all and clutching her guitar in one hand. Monica stared at Phoebe in disbelief

"Why aren't you dressed yet?!" She asked getting slightly stressed out. Her perfect night wasn't starting very well.

Phoebe walked over to the living room still holding her guitar.

"I'm sorry, but i just wrote the BEST dance song for your wedding!" She exclaimed excitedly. Phoebe posited her guitar ready to play, and smiled like child on Christmas day. "Check this out!"

Monica on her last nerve grabbed the guitar away from Phoebe before she could begin playing.

"No Phoebe, I'll tell you what, if you get ready now i'll let you play at the wedding."

"Really?! Ooo that's so exciting!" She squealed smiling uncontrollably. Monica rolled her eyes and smiled at her friend, Phoebe was so sweet she couldn't tell her no. But there was no way she was letting her play at her wedding.

"Thank you! Thanks Mon!" Phoebe continued happily. "Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again i'm going to have to pound on you just a little bit." She said seriously.

Monica smiled and placed Phoebe's guitar down. "Fair enough, now go get ready!" She ordered getting impatient again

"Okay, okay.." Phoebe picked up her guitar and turned. "Oh wait! I need to see what Joeys wearing!" Phoebe suddenly stated, running towards the door. Monica chased after her grabbing her arm.

"What, why?!"

Phoebe sighed as if it was obvious. "Be-cause" She said in her Phoebe way. "We're gonna have coordinating outfits like those really weird married couples! Oh its gonna be so fun!" She answered smiling. Monica looked at Phoebe weirdly.

"But Pheebs you and Joey aren't married."

Phoebe paused in a moment if realization "Oh."

"Ehhh, who's gonna know" She said turning to open the door.

Monica shook her head and headed back to her Room.

"Oh my god!" Phoebe suddenly squealed excitedly as she opened the door to reveal Ross and Rachel making out in the hall. They both broke apart and looked up.

"Uhhh.." Ross said looking at Phoebe then back at Rachel uncertain of what to do or how to react.

"Pheebs what you just saw.." Rachel began awkwardly but was cut off by a screaming Phoebe.

"Oh my god this is the best night ever!" Ross and Rachel looked at each other awkwardly, as Phoebe began her mini dance.

"What, what is it Phoebe?!" Monica yelled, emerging from her room visibly stressed.

Phoebe quickly closed the door, she knew Monica would freak out if she knew what just happened and probably excuse Ross and Rachel of 'Stealing her Thunder.'

"Oh my god this is the best night ever, MONICA IS ENGAGED!" Phoebe screamed in attempt to hide what she really meant.

Monica looked at her confused and annoyed.

"And, uh, you're not dressed!" Monica yelled back.

"Oh yeh, im gonna do that now.." Phoebe said, making her way to her room.

"Great, i'll go get everybody else.." Monica said thinking out loud to Phoebe's advantage.

Phoebe ran past her and sprawled against the door. "NOOOOOOOO!" She screamed dramatically.

Monica stepped back in surprise and confusion. "Phoebe." She said, raising her eyebrows.

"Uhhh, yea?" Phoebe said into the door.

"Urm, what are you doing?!" Monica yelled.

"Nothing much, what about you?"

Ross and Rachel both stood in the hall staring at the door with their arms crossed standing side by side.

"Okay.. soooo." Rachel began awkwardly.

"Yep..." Ross replied still staring at the door.

"what do you think is going on in there...?" Rachel asked.

"I have no idea.."

"Oh god I hope Mon didn't think we-"

"Stole her thunder?"

"Yeh"

"don't worry, she will."

Rachel uncrossed her arms and looked at Ross.

"What just happened urm...it..." She began trailing off. Ross turned too look at her, and it quickly turned into one of those famous stares. "You were just caught up in the moment.." Rachel said, still locked in his eyes.

"Yeh, and so-so were you.." Ross said nervously.

"Yeh, yeh i guess.." She looked away awkwardly. "I mean, i was just sad that's all. I needed something or, or um, someone to cheer me up.."

Ross looked down trying to catch her eyes again.

"Hey, come on why are you so sad, it's Monica's engagement night.."

Rachel looked up at him again and shrugged. I guess her getting married just reminds me of the fact that i'm not. I'm not even close." They looked at each other in silence.

Suddenly Ross reached down and grabbed her hands. He squeezed them tightly. "Just so you know.." He whispered lacing his fingers slowly with hers.

Rachel grabbed his hands back tightly, eager to know what he was about to say. She felt a sudden lack of oxygen. Since when did someone's eyes suffocate someone so much.

"I would have married you."

Rachel smiled sadly looking down, suddenly feeling very stupid and slightly disappointed.

"Well, without being drunk and totally unaware of my surroundings" He added laughing slightly

"you would marry anyone Ross." She replied, starting to relax her hold.

He smiled slightly, still gazing at her. He was in a trance, unable to look away from her. He didn't know what made him say it but he did.

"None of them ever have compared or ever will compare too you."

Rachel grabbed his hands tight again, caught up in another moment that she was very aware of.

"I..." Rachel was completely lost for words, she hadn't expected something like that to come out. She could feel her heart beat in her ears.

She looked back up at him, to see his eyes drop to her lips then back up to her eyes again. She leaned into him slowly until their body's where slightly touching.

"Rach.." Ross trailed off.

Subconsciously Rachel glanced down at his lips, and moved closer to him. Before either one knew it they where once again locked in a passionate kiss. Ross let go of her hands and slid his up to her waist as she threw hers around his neck in a fiery embrace. Ross turned Rachel and backed her into the corner next to the door, as they sunk into the kiss.

A few seconds later the door flew open hiding them behind it.

"AH-HA!" Monica screamed. She looked around confused as she saw no one.

"NOOOO..." Phoebe screamed as she ran up behind her, then stopped confused but relieved. "See!" Phoebe yelled. "I told you it was nothing!"


Yeh, i know i haven't included Joey or Chandler yet but i just want to see if anyone likes it. Please review and follow if you enjoyed it!