Attention Civilians,
It has been two months since the disastrous events of the Grand opening of the attraction dubbed "Jurassic zoo." Despite stopping a rampage and saving both humans and dinosaurs we still lose. Blowhole and Hans kind of won with the appointment of Park Commissioner Victor Vesuvius. The status of Disgraced Park Commissioner Mcslade is unknown. It's also been a month since the disaster that was our Smithsonian adventure. I rather not go there…but be aware it involves magical tablets, evil rulers, historical figures…and lots of epic battles…you probably wouldn't be interested. I have decided to take the team on a Scottish vacation. Private believes that we're there to enjoy the Scottish countryside. What he doesn't know is that we're actually here to visit the most legendary body of water in the world. We're here to find and photograph…maybe shake flippers with…the legendary Loch Ness Monster!
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