The twenty (un)lucky contestants of Total Drama All Stars

Author's note: Since I'm pretty sure not many people will be familiar with all the characters I'm using in this FanFic, this chapter is designed to give you a brief overview of them. This isn't part of the story as far as I'm concerned, but I felt I needed to write it for the reader's sake. Okay, here goes.

ALICE CULLEN

Originally From: Twilight

Age: 19 . . . technically.

Title: The Vampire

Bio: As a child Alice was always good at predicting things. These predictions scared the crap out of people, so she was thrown in a nut house. While there, Alice predicted she was in danger of being killed by a vampire named James. One of the caretakers at the nut house (who was also a vampire) decided to protect her by changing her to a vampire. While she changed, he died protecting her from James, who then lost interest because she was no longer human. When she woke up, she had lost all memory of her human, but her prediction ability turned to an ability to see the future. With this, she was able to meet her life partner Jasper, and her new family the Cullens. She now resides in Forks, Washington, with seven other vampires, a vampire-human hybrid, and a werewolf (it's probably better not to ask too many questions).

ANNABETH CHASE

Originally From: Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Age: 16

Title: The Demigod

Bio: Since an early age, Annabeth knew she was different. Monsters constantly attacked her family, and her step-mother blamed her for it. At the age of seven, she ran away from home, hoping to lure the monsters away from her family. It was while she was on the run that she met Thalia and Luke. The two of them explained that she was a demigod, the child of a human and a god. She travelled with them until they met Grover, a satyr, who took them to Camp Half-Blood (a safe place for demigods). It was here she was claimed by Athena, goddess of wisdom, and over the years Annabeth became one of the most powerful campers ever. When she was twelve, Annabeth met Percy, a child of Poseidon who was prophesised to either save or destroy Olympus. Over the next four years, they went on many, many dangerous quests together.

ASH KETCHUM

Originally From: Pokémon

Age: 10

Title: The Pokémon Master

Bio: At the age of ten, Ash was one of the many children of Pallet Town to receive his first Pokémon from Professor Oak. Unfortunately, he got there late and, instead of receiving a Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle, he got a Pikachu that had not yet been tamed. Pikachu refused to obey Ash at first, and wouldn't go back in its Pokeball, but grew to respect him when he defended him from a flock of wild Spearow. Since then, Ash and Pikachu have had many adventures, travelling to different regions of the world, capturing a wide variety of Pokémon, collecting dozens of gym badges, and defeating Team Rocket over and over and over again in their misguided attempts to steal Pikachu. Despite all this, he has never won at the Pokémon League, though he does well. While Ash stores many of his Pokémon with Professor Oak, Pikachu always stays with him.

AYANE

Originally From: Dead or Alive

Age: 16

Title: The Ninja

Bio: As a child, Ayane was shunned by the Mugen Tenshion Clan of ninjas, being the bastard child of Raiden (an outcast of the village). The village elder Genra took her in, though the village still believed she was some kind of cursed demon child. Her half-sister Kasumi was treated like a princess, because . . . well, she was. However, Kasumi still cared about Ayane and played with her as a child. When Ayane was sixteen, Raiden returned to the village. He was seeking to learn the Torn Sky Blast technique of the village, and defeated many of the village's best fighters easily. Hayate (Kasumi's brother and Ayane's half-brother) used the move on Raiden, but Raiden managed to copy it, and paralysed Hayate. Kasumi set out to find Raiden and kill him, but in doing so broke the clan's code. Ayane was sent to track her down and kill her.

BART SIMPSON

Originally From: The Simpsons

Age: 10

Title: The Troublemaker

Bio: Bart is the only son, and oldest child of Springfield's most dysfunctional family, the Simpsons. He's a delinquent who has gotten himself into hundreds of misadventures. These include attempting to jump Springfield gorge on his skateboard, cutting the head off the town founder's statue, and unleashing a breed of lizards that eat bird eggs. His father Homer has a habit of strangling him, and not even when he's drunk (which is frequently). His mother Marge is frequently nagging people to get her way, because she believes it is for the best. His sister Lisa is always playing "that damn saxophone". His other sister Maggie seems incapable of talking, though she can expertly handle firearms. His grandfather makes up crazy stories that don't do anywhere. Oh, and did I mention that he frequently foils an evil mastermind who used to be the assistant of a clown? Because that's kind of important.

CARLY SHAY

Originally From: iCarly

Age: 16

Title: The Internet Star

Bio: When she was thirteen, Carly took the blame for Sam 'photodocking' one of their teacher's head onto a rhino. As punishment, she had to judge the school's talent competition auditions. She made Sam come with her as well, and got Freddie (her neighbour and friend who's had a crush on her for a while) to film it and have it uploaded to the Internet. Carly and Sam started making jokes about the contestants and their teacher, the footage of which Freddie filmed. Later that night, Carly found out that Freddie accidentally posted Carly and Sam instead of the students auditioning, which managed to get 28,000 views in a very short period of time. The video was removed, but not before their teacher saw it. She refused to use the students Carly selected, so Carly and Sam did a webcast showing these kids talents. This is how Carly's webshow, iCarly, began.

DRACO MALFOY

Originally From: Harry Potter

Age: 17

Title: The Wizard

Bio: Draco is the only child of a prominent pure-blood wizarding family. As such, he feels he is superior to almost everybody else in the world. In his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he meets (and becomes the rival of) Harry Potter, the wizard who defeated Lord Voldemort when he was just an infant. Draco spends much of his time at Hogwarts fighting with Harry, since his family are big supporters of Voldemort. Their many conflicts include the time Draco stole Nevelle's Remembrall and Harry demanded he give it back; when Draco got the Slytherin Quidditch team new broomsticks and became their seeker; and a battle in their sixth year in a bathroom, which ended when Harry cast Sectumsompre (a dangerous spell he didn't know the effect of). Draco was contracted to kill Hogwarts headmaster Albus Dumbledore by Voldemort, but he couldn't bring himself to do so.

FINN THE HUMAN

Originally From: Adventure Time

Age: 14

Title: The Adventurer

Bio: Finn is from the Land of Ooo (a kingdom somewhere on Earth in the distant future, sometime after a terrible war), and is one of the last (possibly the last) humans on Earth. He was abandoned as an infant, so he knows nothing of his parents. He was raised alongside his best friend and adoptive brother Jake the Dog. Despite being (possibly) the last of his kind, Finn has a fairly upbeat and happy outlook on life. He enjoys adventuring with Jake around the Land of Ooo and often helps with the defence of the nearby Candy Kingdom. Finn and Jake have even got their own arch nemesis: The Ice King, though mostly he just comes up with ridiculous plots to kidnap princesses. Finn has found several traces of (possible) humans on his travels, though it seems these 'people' have been somehow mutated, though Finn never lets this bother him.

HARUHI FUJIOKA

Originally From: Ouran High School Host Club

Age: 15

Title: The Crossdresser

Bio: Haruhi is a middle class girl going to a rich private school called Ouran Academy. One day, while trying to find a quiet place to study, Haruhi finds what she thought was an abandoned music room. Instead, she finds the Ouran Host Club. After Haruhi accidentally breaks an expensive vase, she is forced to work for the host club to pay them back (the vase being worth ¥8,000,000). From the moment they first saw Haruhi, every member of the host club thought she was a guy. However, one by one they all realise she's a girl. While Haruhi initially resents working for the host club, she warms to it as the weeks roll on (though partly because they bribe her with fancy tuna). The host club's king Tamaki has an obvious crush on Haruhi, but she just thinks he is an idiot (which would not be far off the truth).

KATNISS EVERDEEN

Originally From: The Hunger Games

Age: 17

Title: The Mockingjay

Bio: In a post-apocalyptic world, the ruthless Capital of the nation of Panem holds an annual event: The Hunger Games. This involves taking two children from each of the twelve districts (one boy, one girl, aged between 12 and 18), and forcing them to fight to the death in a massive arena. During the Reaping for the 74th Hunger Games, Katniss's little sister Primrose was selected to compete out of the thousands of other possible girls in District 12. Knowing that her sister wouldn't stand a chance, Katniss volunteered as tribute in her place. This noble act caught the attention of the Capital and the public, but not as much as Peeta (the male tribute from District 12) declaring his love for Katniss right before the Hunger Games began. Katniss defied the capital by threatening to commit suicide with Peeta to end The Hunger Games, angering President Snow, leader of Panem.

KEVIN MCCALISTER

Originally From: Home Alone

Age: 10

Title: The Trap Setter

Bio: After a fight with his brother, Kevin made a wish that his family would disappear. As chance would have it, a blackout reset his alarm clock during the night, not waking him in the morning when his family left for Paris (where they'd be spending Christmas). Kevin believed that his wish had come true and began celebrating, though when two robbers found out he was home alone (pun not intended), Kevin realised it was up to him to protect the house. He managed to set up dozens of traps and contraptions to incapacitate the bandits, and eventually they were arrested. The following year, when he accidentally ended up in New York instead of Miami, he met the robbers again. They thought he wouldn't be able to do anything to them this time since he didn't have a home there, but I guess Kevin killed a few brain cells last time.

KIM POSSIBLE

Originally From: Kim Possible

Age: 16

Title: The Cheerleader

Bio: Kim is the cheerleading daughter of the brain surgeon (mother) and a rocket scientist (father). When trying to come up with a new way to up her allowance, Kim turns to babysitting. She sets up a new website to advertise herself with the slogan "I can do anything". However, when a wealthy business man accidentally turns on the lasers to protect a safe and (trapping himself out of reach of the switch), he accidentally contacts Kim to help (he was actually trying to contact Team Impossible). Despite the dangerousness of the job, and that it was not a babysitting job, Kim takes up the challenge, using her cheerleading skills to reach the switch and turn off the lasers. This started Kim on her crime fighting cheerleader career, together with her best friend Ron Stoppable. The two of them travel across the world fighting many foes including Dr Draken and Shego.

LIGHT YAGAMI

Originally From: Death Note

Age: 17

Title: The Human Shinigami

Bio: When the Shinigami (god of death) Ryuk drops a Death Note (notebook that kills those whose names are written in it) on Earth, who should pick it up but honour student Light Yagami. After discovering the Death Note's powers, Light begins using it to create a better world by killing all violent criminals who have not yet been caught. This soon catches the attention of Interpol, who immediately realise that someone is causing all these deaths. The public notice this too, and dub this mysterious force "Kira", a play on the word "killer". The world's greatest detective, known simply as L, takes up the case, and very quickly draws suspicion to Light. Light's intelligence manages to keep him somewhat under the radar, though L isn't convinced that Light is innocent. The two have a battle of brains, trying to force the other to slip up, drawing suspicion to the other.

MARTY MCFLY

Originally From: Back To the Future

Age: 17

Title: The Time Traveller

Bio: In the year 1985, seventeen year old Marty gets a call from his scientist friend Dr Emmett Brown about a new invention of his. However, he has to see it at some ungodly hour of the morning. This invention turns out to be a time machine, made from a Dolorean that can travel to any point in time programmed into it when it hits 88 miles per hour. Unfortunately, to make this the Doc had to acquire some "hot goods" from some terrorists, who killed him. Marty managed to escape by taking the Dolorean back to 1955, but accidentally prevents the event that caused his parents to meet (his father was meant to be hit by a car, but Marty pushed him out of the way and got hit instead). Realising his mistake, Marty does everything he can to get his parents together before he fades away from existence completely.

MINDY "HIT-GIRL" MACREADY

Originally From: Kick-Ass

Age: 11

Title: The Child Assassin

Bio: Before Mindy was born, gangsters framed Mindy's father (a cop who was taking down their organisation) for several serious crimes. As a result, he was in jail when his wife died giving birth to Mindy. She was raised by one of her father's friends until he was released, at which point Mindy's father swore revenge on the mob. He began training Mindy from an early age to be a tough warrior, and eventually she adopted the alias Hit-Girl, while he took the name Big Daddy. One day, a new superhero (though quite an inept one) appeared, and the two of them tracked him down and offered to help him (the hero in question being Kick-Ass). However, when he contacted them, it he brought Red Mist (someone he thought was his friend) who brought mobsters to attack them. When these mobsters killed Big Daddy, Hit-Girl made Kick-Ass help take them down.

MURTAGH MORZANSSON

Originally From: Inheritance Cycle

Age: 19

Title: The Dragon Rider

Bio: Murtagh was born to Morzan (one of Galbatorix's most powerful dragon riders) and Selena (who was known as the assassin The Black Hand). He grew up in Galbatorix's kingdom, where he was initially going to follow in his father's footsteps. He escaped, and travelled alone until he was nineteen, when he met his half-brother Eragon (not that he knew that at the time). He found Eragon, his dragon Saphira, and his father Brom (though they didn't know that at the time) being attacked by a couple of Ra'zac. Brom died from his wounds. The two travelled to The Varden's headquarters in the Beor Mountains, and defended it when it was attacked by Urgals (though Murtagh wasn't trusted because of his parentage). He was later kidnapped by Urgals and taken to the king, where a dragon's egg hatched for him. Murtagh and his dragon were forced to swear loyalty to him.

RACHEL BERRY

Originally From: Glee

Age: 16

Title: The Broadway Baby

Bio: Rachel is an unpopular girl at McKinley High in Ohio. However, she has an extraordinary musical talent, which is one of the reasons she joins the newly restarted glee club. This does nothing to help her popularity, even when the high school quarterback (Finn . . . not the one in this FanFic) joins the club. Regardless, she sticks with the New Directions, except for a brief time where she was trying to get the lead in the school's production of Cabaret. Rachel develops a crush on Finn, though she has a fling with his friend Puck, and the captain of a rival glee club Jesse. Everyone in the glee club said it was a bad idea . . . and they were right, when he betrayed her right before the finals. Though they lose to Jesse's team in the end, but Rachel and Finn end up as a couple.

SABRIEL

Originally From: The Old Kingdom/Abhorsen trilogy

Age: 18

Title: The Abhorsen

Bio: Sabriel's father is the Abhorsen, a man tasked with keeping dead things in death, using a set of bells that can control the minds of any who hear them. When Sabriel's school is visited by a dead monster delivering her his bells and sword, she realises something has gone wrong. She travels to her family's home in the Old Kingdom, pursued by dead creatures. There she finds Mogget, an ancient monster bound to serve the Abhorsen (in the form of a cat). He helps Sabriel escape, though they soon end up in a sinkhole where they find Touchstone, an ancient prince frozen as the figurehead of a boat. Together, they travel to the capital where they find out that Kerrigor, another ancient monster, is rising, and his body is near Sabriel's school. Sabriel and Touchstone manage to get the body and just barely manage to force Kerrigor into deep sleep.

WALLACE WELLS

Originally From: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Age: 25

Title: The "Moral Support"

Bio: Wallace is the homosexual roommate of Scott Pilgrim, a friend of his from college. They also share a bed . . . don't ask. Anyway, when Scott starts dating a girl named Ramona Flowers, whose evil ex-boyfriends force the current boyfriend to fight them in order to prove they're worthy of her, Wallace "helps" Scott . . . in that he mainly yelled "encouraging" comments from the sidelines. Wallace occasionally acts as Scott's conscience, like when he forced Scott to break up with Knives (his current girlfriend) if he wanted to keep going out with Ramona. He is also a fairly heavy drinker, with seemingly no time of the day too early for his habit. Nothing fazes Wallace, because he seems to have a sarcastic comeback to every situation. However, he does genuinely care about people . . . he just has a funny way of showing it to them.

ZIDANE TRIBAL

Originally From: Final Fantasy IX

Age: 16

Title: The Genome

Bio: Raised by Baku of the Tantalus Theatre Group, Zidane was raised to be a thief and an actor. One day, the Tantalus Theatre Group got a message from Regent Cid about the queen's recent strange behaviour. Cid was worried about the queen's daughter Garnet, and asked them to kidnap her and bring her safely to Lindblum. Little did they know, the princess was planning to escape from palace anyway. Zidane was more than happy to help her, since Garnet is considered one of the most beautiful women in the world. Despite a few 'mishaps' (like 'accidentally' finding out how soft Garnet's butt is) the two became close friends. Little did either of them know that Zidane was actually a Genome created to destroy the planet, and if Zidane's far eviler brother Kuja hadn't dumped him in Lindblum as a baby he probably would have. Bet you didn't see that coming.