Babysitting
Summary: Naruto is suck with the hardest mission he's ever had, babysitting his grandchildren, Ran, Sasuke Jr., Naru, and Sayuri
A/n: Uchiha Ran and Sasuke (jr) are Naruto's eldest daughter, Yuri, and Sasuke's son, Sato's, kids. Uzumaki Naruto (Naru) is Naruto's son, Kenji, and Sasuke daughter, Kimi's, kid, and Nara Sayuri, is Naruto's youngest daughter, Suki, and Shikamaru's son, Shikakin's , daughter. Naruto is married to Hinata (but she's not in here, just Naruto and evil grandkids)
Story: "GRANDPA!!!" yelled Uchiha Ran running in and jumping on her grandfather, followed by Uchiha Sasuke, and Uzumaki Naruto (But, he's called Naru.). Nara Suki walked in with her year old daughter, Nara Sayuri, in her arms. Uchiha Yuri and Uzumaki Kimi followed.
"Ok, dad, Sayuri should sleep though the night, if she doesn't, then just give her a bottle, ok?" explained Suki setting Sayuri on the couch. "Here's her stuff." She set the dipper bag on the ground in front of her daughter. "Be good for grandpa." she ordered Kissing her forehead. "BYE!" She ran out the door.
"Don't let Ran eat too much sugar, and make sure she and Sasuke are in bed by 10. And, could you cook something other than ramen? Sasuke hates it, sorry." ordered Yuri running out the door.
"…He's your namesake." murmured Kimi walking out.
"GRANDPA!! CAN WE HAVE ICE-CREAM!?"-Ran
"GRAMPS, CAN WE HAVE RAMEN!?"-Naru
"G, THERE'S THIS MARTHON ON TV TONIGHT AT 12, CAN I WATCH IT!?"-Sasuke
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"-Sayuri
"You're grand-kits are pure evil, and I know what I'm talking about there." declared The Kyuubi
"Shut up, I know." Naruto mentally sighed. "Just a little, Ran. You can, Naru. No, Sasuke, your mom said you had to be in bed by 10. And, Sayuri, what's wrong!?" says Naruto. Ran jumped off Naruto and ran into the Kitchen, followed by Naru, and Sasuke went off the mope. Naruto walked over to the couch and picked up his granddaughter.
"FO! Me 'ungry!" she yelled. Naruto sighed. "See, I really don't get why this girl is so loud, isn't Suki really quiet?" says Kyuubi
"I know, I know."
"GRANDPA!! NARU SPILT RAMEN ALOVER TEH FLOOR!!!!" yelled Ran. "Damnit…" Naruto walked into the Kitchen to see Ran eating all the ice-cream, Sasuke throwing kunais at the wall, and ramen all over the floor. "Naru did it!!! And Sasuke is throwing kunais at the wall!"
"You think you can get away with everything, Ice-cream girl!?" yelled Sasuke and Naru
"I am older!"
"You're 9! Jus' 3 years older than me and 2 older than Naru!"
"SO!? I'm gonna be a ninja in 3 years, but you gotta wait 6!" smirked Ran sticking out her tongue.
"FO!!!" yelled Sayuri.
"RAN! SASUKE! Stop fighting!!! Naru, clean up the ramen! And…where's that damned bottle!?" ordered Naruto.
"The "damned bottle" is in the dippa bag." informed Naru trying to climb on the counter.
"Don't talk like that, Naruto!" "That sounded weird…"
"Kit, you just scolded a kit with the same damn as you, duh it's weird." sighed Kyuubi. "How long are they gonna be outa town again?"
"3 days. Why the hell did Hanabi have to get sick so I'm suck with these 4 by myself?"
"Cuz fate hates you kit."
"Yep."
"GRANDPPPAAA!!!!" yelled Ran. "Sayuri is still hungry."
"Thank you, Ran." sighed Naruto. "Hold her." He handed Sayuri to her and went to get the bottle. When he came back, Ran had spit-up all over her shirt, looking like she was about to kill the little girl, and Naru and Sasuke were laughing.
"This is gonna be a very llllooonnnggg 3 days."
Poor Naruto!! And this is just the Beginning!!! XD
