Vanilla Flavoured Stir Fried Ranma

Chapter One: Here comes Ranma
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It is the middle of summer, where thunders ominously roam over the dark sky. In the dock of Japan, there stood two figures. The larger one is a furry vicious animal, roaring in its ugly "Grrrr Grrrr" voice, scaring the people of the dock half to death. Its teeth are as sharp as razors; its eyes are darkened like a fake skull; its paws are as dark with sharp claws. Its companion is none less than a beautiful and collected green hair girl whose hair is tied up into a ponytail with a mystical white head-dress. Her eyes are blood red, yet she presents no maiming. She is the very figure of tranquillity, in contrast to her companion. If ones don't know better, they will have said they are the legendary "Beauty and the Beast". Nevertheless, if ones know better, they will have said the girl is a travelling entertainer with a Panda.

In the house of Tendo, the patriarch with his brown gi and long dark hair is shedding his tear as if it is his last day to live. It is partial true in a sense, the patriarch believes today is the last day to live in his misery, always worrying over whether his old friend will keep up with the promise. Alas, the postcard that he held is the proof the promise will be fulfilled. The school will be secured...right?

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And so the story begins, as the patriarch knows as Soun Tendo begins his elaborate announcement about the over ten years old promise to his three daughter: Kasumi, Nabiki, and Akane.

Akane, being the youngest spoiled daughter she is, yelled at her respectful father, "How can you engage us to someone we hadn't meet? What if he is a pervert?"

The second daughter, who had blackmailed Bill Gate with a mail in black, knows better than to yell like she is giving birth to children asked, "Is he rich? Is he cute? I hope he is not the type of guy our little princess like."

"What do you mean?" the self proclaimed little princess Akane inquired madly.

"Meaning he is not a pervert that you wish he is?" Nabiki replied calming.

"Arrgh!" Akane groaned as if she is losing her mind, but is soon interrupted by the eldest daughter, Kasumi.

"So father, what type of guy he is? Is he young? Young men are just so immature, reading something as stupid as pornography," Kasumi commented in her own stylish fashion.

After the shocked and blanked look worn out, the patriarch explains his old time adventure with a master, who is named after some dish.

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On the street of Nerima, the green hair girl lead by the Panda, is going to the Panda's friend house. The girl walks calmly beside the Panda, as if she is the daughter of the Panda. Her face wears no emotion and no makeup. Her expression never changes, even when she steps onto a little black piglet with a yellow and black bandanna on its neck. The Panda keeps walking, thanking God that the girl never questioned him about why he is going to his friend's house. On the other hand, the girl stops and picks up the piglet. She hands glows unnatural, a green glow on the palm of her hands and a red glow on the opposite side, resembling some religious symbol. The wounds on the piglet are healed in several seconds. She lowers her hands, but the piglet does not seem to move, since it doesn't have a sense of direction. It simply lies in the warm palm of the girl and fells asleep.

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Back at the Tendo home, a small commotion is going on.

"Wow, our fiance had cross over China," Nabiki comments with a slight hint of interest.

"Big deal? So what is he like?" Akane asks her father, who looks as if he is in a rock and a hard place.

"Well, you see? I am sure he is a male...and he probably is human...and he is just like you..." the patriarch mumbles uncomfortably.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Akane asks her father again, rudely.

"I mean...he probably has eyes, months, ears, hair, fingers, teeth..." the man is counting his fingers about the body parts the boy will probably has, until Nabiki elaborates.

"He means he has not met with the boy yet."

Soun is shocked about his revelation, and is laughing nervously while scratching his head. Fortunately, he is saved by the knocking on the front door.

"All will be revealed with you see them with your own eyes," Soun says sagely and walks to open the door with his daughter behind him. Despite the tragedy of his wife's death, he is not prepared for what he has seen. It is a newspaper deliveryman, asking for his bill. Soun screams, and shuts the door in the face of the deliveryman.

"Is that Ranma?" Kasumi asks, and tries to push Soun sideway. However, Soun stands his ground and tries to block the door, thinking "Oh no, we are broke. How can I afford to pay the bill?"

However, during his deep thinking, Kasumi has opened the doors, revealing a big Panda and a girl hair girl wearing a white dress and holding a cute black piglet to the rest of the family.

She asks apologetically due to her father's impoliteness, "How may I help you miss?"

"Ranma Saotome" the girl hair girl states with no tone of emotion.

"Hmm...we don't have a Ranma Saotome here. Come to think of it, he should be here by today. Do you want me to leave a message?" Kasumi asks politely.

"No" replies the green hair girl while the Panda is holding a sign that it has scribbled. It reads, "May I have some hot water?"

"Oh, sure. Why don't you come inside? I am sure Ranma will be here shortly, " Kasumi is trying to lead the "guests" inside.

"I am here," the girl states and is then lead into the hall by Kasumi followed by a troubled Soun, a troubled Nabiki, and a pissed Akane.

Soun out of curiosity asks fearfully, "You wouldn't be..."

"Ranma Soatome, nice to meet you," Ranma greets emotionlessly.

Soun's brain has short circuited within a few nanoseconds and is fainted.

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Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma or Galaxy Angels. They are owned by people better off than me :P Please don't sue me, I am so poor that I don't even have a good meal to eat *sob* *sob*

Author Note: I understand that my grammar is probably terrible. I am a slow writer. Flames and comments are welcomes. Could someone be a pre reader for me? Please email me at simotsa@yahoo.com if you are interested. Thank you ^_^