This story started weeks after Kise became a regular.

Disclaimer : I don't own Kuroko no Basuke. (How I wish!)


WHEN SNOW ARRIVES

Chapter 1 – The clueless unlucky pervert, the offended damsel, the sadistic control freak, the childish giant, the weird glasses guy, the pokerfaced boy and the emotional dumb blonde


It was a week after the start of classes when a rumor began to spread like wildfire throughout the entire student body of Teikou Middle School. Some students overheard from the faculty room that there will be a transfer student. It would have not been a big deal if it wasn't for the fact that the transfer was rumored to have foreign blood. Several days passed after the start of the rumor but no transfer student arrived. The talk started to die down and eventually everyone forgot about it, well, except for a certain club whose members' are not so updated on the current events.

"What do you think the transfer student looks like?" a pink haired girl asked her companions out of the blue as they go out of the school gate. The 'companions' are composed of the regular players from Teiko Middle School's Basketball team.

"Huh? What are you talking about Satsuki?" the tanned and dark blue haired Aomine Daiki asked back to his childhood friend, clearly confused by the question.

"Ah. You mean the transfer student? I overheard some classmates talking about it." replied by the blonde model, Kise Ryota, a newly accepted member of the first string. "How 'bout you Kurokocchi?"

The said Kuroko Tetsuya is a light blue haired guy who's sipping vanilla shake at the moment. He just shook his head. Momoi Satsuki , the pink haired girl, who is the manager of their team ran to Kuroko and hugged his left arm.

"Eh? You haven't heard about it Tetsu-kun?" She looked at the back; shifted her gaze from the guy who's holding a toy frog in his hands, to the captain of their teamand then the other one who's munching on a piece of cracker as they walk. "Midorin? Captain? Mukkun?"

"I didn't hear anything about it. Besides, I'd rather study than join those gossipmongers. " said the green-haired Midorima Shintaro while shifting the toy frog to his right hand and then adjusted his glasses with his left.

"I couldn't care less. I'm busy making a new training menu for Kise." Akashi Seijuro, the red-haired Captain of their team answered. He's polishing his of scissors as they walk.

Murasakibara Atsushi, the purple-haired giant of their team, just shook his head and resumed eating.

"You mean, only Ki-chan and I know about the transfer student?" Momoi shouted in disbelief, causing Kuroko to wince (though unnoticeable to his teammates) since the manager is stil clinging to him. It's rather unusual for Captain not to care about it. He's always updated when it comes to issues at school.

"Obviously. Well, if she's a girl, I hope she has big breasts." Aomine mused noncholantly.

Momoi suddenly let go of Kuroko's hand and walked angrily towards her childhood friend then hit him with her bag. Luckily Aomine managed to shield his face on time. "What's your problem Satsuki!?"

The irritated pink-haired girl just ignored him and walked fast, leaving the others behind. Stupid Dai-chan! Saying those things in front of me! Big breasts this, big breasts that! Hmph! He should learn how to respect a woman.

"What's with her? Girls!" Aomine exclaimed and continue walking a if nothing happened. He looked behind when he felt goosebumps on his neck and saw Kuroko staring at him disapprovingly. "What?"

"You should not say those kind of things in front of a girl. That's why Momoi-san got angry." After saying this Kuroko walked past him. Tetsu?

"Hahaha. That's what you get for liking big breasted girls Aominecchi." The laughing Kise said before running past him and shouting to Kuroko and Momoi, "Oi! Wait for me you two!"

"A gentleman never speaks about such things in front of a woman. It was predicted that Virgo is the second unlucky Horoscope today. You should've brought your lucky item." Midorima told him. "I always do all I can, and I always keep the Oha-Asa horoscope's lucky item with me. Today's lucky item is a toy frog and that's why I never miss my shots."

What a strange guy. And I really didn't get the last part. Even Midorima and Kise? Seriously, are they ganging up on me? Aomine thought. "I practice a lot so that my shots would never miss Midorima. I don't need those lucky items."

"Suit yourself." Midorima said while adjusting his glasses.

Jeez. At least Captain and Murasakibara have their own little world.

"Aka-chin, I'm nearly out of food. Let's buy some." Murasakibara suddenly said to Akashi while opening a pack of potato chips.

Akashi sighed and said, "Atsushi you should really stop eating junk foods. It's not healthy."

Hearing this, the purple-haired guy pouted and acted like a child. "Please Aka-chin! I'll die of hunger. Aka-chin! Aka-chin!"

Akashi shook his head in disagreement but he still gave in to Murasakibara's request. "Fine. We need to buy some snacks anyway." He then announced, "Let's stop by the grocery and buy something to eat!"

Aomine inwardly palmed his face. So much for their own little world. Read the atmosphere you two! What's wrong with all these people?

The group of weird haired-people managed to arrive at the grocery after some squabbles and arguments along the way. The childhood friends Momoi and Aomine are still mad at each other or shall I say, the pink-haired manager is still angry at Aomine for being inconsiderate (over the big breasts issue although the girl feels that she might be overreacting) and Aomine is mad at Momoi for getting angry without a reason (to his point of view anyway). The said group is in the snacks aisle of the store.

"Akashicchi! Why are we here again?" asked Kise to the red-haired boy who's busy assisting the purple-haired giant at the moment.

"Do I have to remind you Kise? We are having a sleepover party at my house." - Akashi replied with his divided attention between Kise and Murasakibara - "No, not that! Pick the other one Atsushi. "

"I want this one Aka-chin! It's a new flavor, I just want to taste it." Murasakibara protested, holding tightly to the rejected junk food.

"No can do Atsushi! Who eats peanut butter and cheese flavored chips anyway? You'll ruin your stomach before dinner." Akashi reasoned but instead of listening, the other boy got childish and is on the verge on throwing a tantrum.

"I want this Aka-chin! Please, let's buy this one Aka-chin! Aka-chin! Aka-chin!Aka..."

"No."

"Aka-chin"

"No."

"Aka-chin"

"I said no."

"Aka-chin please!"

And the two boys' banter continued. Meanwhile, the others stopped from what they are doing and watched the two. They were like mother and son. Akashi is the control freak mother whose way smaller than her childish giant son which is Murasakibara.

"Oi, oi. Stop this you two. We're starting to attract attention you know." Kise said to the two but was ignored. He ran to Kuroko and clung to the shorter boy. "Kurokocchi! They ignored me." Kise starts to cry.

Kuroko remained in his place and is still expressionless, "Stop that Kise-kun. You'll get my uniform wet."

Hearing this, Kise untangles from the boy and cried harder. "Kurokocchi so mean! Waahhhhh..."

"I want this one Aka-chin!"

"No."

"I really like this one Aka-chin."

Midorima approached the crying Kise. "Instead of crying, why don't we help them resolve their problem? People are staring."

Momoi observed their surroundings and nodded. "It's embarrassing."

"I guess it can't be helped then. Man! This is too troublesome." Aomine declared while ruffling his hair. And embarassing.

"Stop it Atsushi. You're being childish. "

"And you're being mean Aka-chin!"

"No is no Atsushi."

"I'm starting to get mad at you Aka-chin!"

The 5 approached the two arguing boys with dread. They don't want to die yet (Akashi can get really mean when he's angry) but they don't want Murasakibara to get violent either (especially when he does not get what he wants, food).

"Just let him have what he wants Akashi. We're attracting a lot of people." Midorima said to the two arguing teens and then tensely gulped. I can feel my heart on my throat. Please don't let Captain get angry! He thought while gripping the toy frog, hard.

"Yeah! Mukkun can have my share in the fund. I really don't need a lot of snacks anyway." I'll gain weight if I eat those kind of foods. Momoi added while holding tightly to Kuroko's arm thinking that he'll do his vanishing trick if red-haired Captain gets mad.

Akashi directed his gaze to his team mates, assessing the situation. The 5 tensed, trying not to show their fear at that moment.

Kami-sama I don't wanna die. Please don't let Akashicchi get angry at us! Kise prayed while clinging to Kuroko's other hand.

The captain stared at them and shifted his gaze to the purple giant. "Fine. Be sure that these food doens't ruin your appetitte." To the 5 he asked, "Are you done? Did you finish getting the ingredients?"

"Sir, yes, Sir!" They all shouted at the same time with matching salute.

"Let's pay then. Come on." Aomine said before turning around and heading to the cashier.

Several minutes after they all paid, the group went out of the store and started to their destination with Akashi leading the way.

It's already dark? Just how long are we in that store? Momoi thought.

"Ah,uhmmm...How do I say this, why are we having a sleepover at Captain's house again?" asked the curious Kise to all. "And why did we buy a lot of food?"

Everyone stopped when they heard this and then a scissor flew past Kise, missing his face by several centimeters. The blonde teen felt a chill ran down his spine, he started to step back and the others took a step forward. Why is everyone staring at me like this? Did I do something wrong?

"I'm going to kill you Kise! How many times do you have to ask the same question over and over?! We're having a sleepover you idiot! - Aomine shouted while raising a fist in anger - We're going to celebrate your acceptance in the first string. So don't ask anymore question! "

"I didn't know that you had this in you. I should've known." Kuroko said with his poker face on, referring to Kise's dumbness.

"Don't say that with a straight face!" Midorima, Momoi and Aomine yelled at Kuroko but the short boy was unaffected.

Kise started to cry even though he doesn't get what the other boy meant, mumbling "K-kurokocchi" over and over.

Murasakibara approached Kise and bend down a little . "Stop crying Kise-chin. Here I'll even give you a taste of my new chips. Want some?"

Huh? Murasakicchi is offerring his food? Oh no! Captain will throw scissors at me again. Kise prepared himself to die when he saw a glint of metal in the dark. "A-a-ah...T-hanks but I-I'm not hungry yet." he explained to the tall boy who's busy eating. He stopped crying and sighed in relief when Murasakibara was satisfied with his answer. I thought I'd really die there.


And that's the end of chapter 1. I wanted to make it a little longer but I decided not to.~~~

So how do you find the story? I'd really appreciate your comments, reviews and constructive criticisms.

I made an Omake. Enjoy!


Omake 1

Momoi: Big breasts this, big breasts that. Seriously? Are the only thing he knows are basketball and breasts? Hmph! *to Kuroko, Kise and Midorima* Arigatou minna for ganging up on him. That's what Dai-kun gets for being unrespectful to a girl like me. Saying big breasts out of the blue.

Kise: No problem Momo-chan. He deserved that for not understanding a girl's feelings.

Kuroko: It's nothing. He had it coming.

Ahomine: Even here?! Stop bullying me!

Midorima: *sigh* That's what you get for not bringing you lucky item.

Muk-kun: Eh? Big breads? *looks around* Where? Where are the big breads? *eyes shines and drools a little*

Momoi, Kise, Kuroko, Aomine and Midorima face palmed.

Aka-chin: *gets a hanky and tiptoes* You're drooling Atsushi. *tries to wipe the drool but can't reach*

- The others tries to hold their laugh at Akashi's effort. -

Aka-chin: *Reach,reach,reach, reach,reach: loses patience* Bend down a little will you.

- Muk-kun bends and the 5 bursts out laughing. They stopped when scissors rained upon them. -

Akashi: *wipes the drool* Seriously Atsushi, will you stop drooling when you hear the word 'food'. And there is no big bread. It was big breasts.

Muk-kun: Eh? *really hungry by this time* Is that a type of food?

Akashi: Ask Aomine he's the one who likes them.

Muk-kun: Mine-chin, what is it like? Is it soft and fluffy? Or hard and tasteless?

Ahomine: I don't know. Ask Satsuki, she has two.

Muk-kun: *turns to Momoi* Momo-chin...

Momoi runs.

Me: Oi! What happened to the story?! You should be talking about the transfer student! *chases the group* Come backkkkk!