Disclaimer: I wish, but no, I don't own it.

Basically, all the responses were things I thought when I saw/ heard these.


"I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon... in Cardiff!"

"What's wrong with Cardiff?"

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"So there I was, stranded in the year two-hundred-one-hundred, ankle deep in Dalek dust, he goes off without me. But I had this. I used to be a Time Agent, it's called a Vortex Manipulator. He's not the only one who can time travel..."

"Excuse me, that's not time travel. It's like, I've got a sports car, you've got a Space Hopper."

"Oh, boys and their toys."

"All right, so I bounced."

"Bounced? I hate to break it to you, but this isn't the 60's."

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[Jack prepares to enter a deadly radiation filled room]

"Whoa, what are you taking your clothes off for?"

"I'm goin' in!"

"By the looks of it, I'd say the Stet radiation doesn't affect clothes, only flesh."

"Well, I'll look good though."

"Point Taken."

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"Mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy."

"Go to your room."

[mask creatures stop]

"Go to your room! I mean it. I am very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross. Go... To... Your... Room!"

[mask creatures turn and go back to their beds]

"I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words."

"So what would you consider to be good last words?"

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"The extrapolator's working. We've got a fully functional force field. Try saying that when you're drunk."

"Remind me to take you to a bar one we get out of here."

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"So there's three of you. Three Doctors."

"I can't even tell you what I'm thinking right now."

"Well, its obviously something dirty."

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"I've got to get to that cockerel before all hell breaks loose.I never thought I'd have to say that again."

"Do I want to know?"

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"Ianto? I need to hear those beautiful Welsh vowels!"

"What is it with you and Welsh vowels?"


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