Hello people of Fan Fiction! I bring you my Commentary on My Immortal. Enjoy! (By the way all of mine are in bold just in case you guys couldn't figure that out. Not that I mean that in a mean way.)

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)

Really? I had no idea Ebony was black -_-

with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears

So your eyes are clear? How is that possible?

and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee

Are you sure you don't look like a drunk, on drugs, version of her?

(AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).

Because people are going to listen to you.

I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.

Into incest much?

I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.

I don't see how you are able to feed. Wouldn't you wither away? Maybe that is why you are stupid! Your Brain has mostly withered away.

I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen).

Oh so you're a vampire and a witch? Then I am a Magical Fairy who is also a werewolf that eats the flesh of babies!

I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell)

No I thought you were a total prep

and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic

Thank you for ruining that store for everyone.

and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

So basically you looked like a striper attending Hogwarts. Guess even Hogwarts have people like that.

I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining

So I am pretty sure that is called sleet. Am I wrong?

so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

You know when I was two I called that flicking someone off and I still use that term today. You should try it!

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was….

...=Total suspense builder!

Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

I wonder if Tom Felton ever read this and did a table flip and yelled "DRACO MALFOY IS NOT SHY IN THE LEAST!"

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

You have friends? I am shocked and my hope for humanity has dropped.