PROLOUGE

This account is a series of events in which there is blood, gore, a bad guy who is not really a bad guy, a virus, a handyman, a sweet little princess, and me. The Commanding Officer. After that wreck of a bad guy nearly destroyed the whole arcade and I got stuck cleaning up that giant's mess, Life went pretty well. But this story is not about life after the accident. This story IS the accident. If you're faint of heart, I must ask to leave this story right now. But if you're not a little pussy willow of a person, then stick to the program soldier, and continue to read on.

Life went pretty well for me before the whole incident. I was commanding officer of the toughest bunch of heroes in the toughest game this side of Litwak's arcade. The first-person-shooter game, Hero's Duty. We were the highlight of Litwaks. We were the true soldiers of anyone in the arcade. The final smack of reality in the face of a world full of candy coated sweet little chibi racing dreams and big "bad" wreckers and a handyman with a "magical" golden hammer. HA! You wanna see "bad?" try looking 500 cybugs in their cold, heartless eyes for 10 hours a day. Our mission is a very serious one. Not one for crying wimps. And what is our mission? DESTORY ALL CYBUGS. What are cybugs, you might ask? Cybugs are like a virus. They will EAT,KILL and MULTIPLY faster than someone can blow their nose. And they will not stop, at ALL COSTS. This is why we must destroy them.

So, We will start at the beginning of the story, when my compatible other Brad was still alive, and the whole incident hadn't started yet. So, continue reading soldier, and find out about what happened on that fateful night at Litwak's arcade.