I finally made another story! *confetti blows up in the background* Sort of an Invader Zim version of a Keroro Gunso episode I was watching. XD -shot- LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!
Zim paced the living room eagerly, his minions watching him in confusion. "ARGH! WHATS TAKING THEM SO LONG?" Zim finally screamed. Computer sighed, "What are you waiting for anyway?" Zim glared at the ceiling, "You're the computer, shouldn't YOU know?" Computer would have shrugged if he could, "I don't pay attention to what you do on the galactic internet."
Zim sighed irritably, "Of course you don't…" A familiar ding filled the silence. "AHA, IT'S HERE!", Zim practically squealed, running to the door. Upon opening it he found a large pile of crumpled meteor making a ring around what he had been waiting for: a new Voot cruiser known as the X422. Zim's chest swelled in pride, "Isn't it the most amazing thing you've ever seen? Besides Zim of course." he asked. Computer brought a small screen out so he could see, "What did you get know Zim?" he asked wearily.
"The only ship capable of pleasing the almightiness that is ZIM! The X422!" he answered proudly. Computer sighed, "And what has this done to our money supply?" Ignoring his computer, Zim continued to rant, "In pathetic HYOOMAN standards this is what they would call a motorcycle. Anti-gravity has been upgraded from the last Voot brand, and it has a new high quality propulsion system! And the power in it means no more worrying about those STUPID HUMAN DEATH BEES! Not to mention it's a limited addition!" Zim cried happily. Computer made another attempt, "And just WHAT did this cost?" Zim stopped, "Eh, maybe about…1,000,000 monies-BUT ISIN'T IT GREAT?" Computer stared at him, "1,000,000...monies? Theirs no WAY you could have afforded that!" Zim grumbled, "Well I may have…hacked into the Tallests bank account, but I knew they wouldn't mind helping their favorite invader!"
Computer just continued to stare at the demented bug, "Whatever, but if you get arrested don't come crying to me." he growled, returning back into the house. A crease of anger settled onto Zim's forehead, "Whatever, I'M going to take it for a test ride." Zim huffed and blasted off into the daylight sky. GIR and Minimoose looked at each other and grinned. GIR squealed happily, "PAINT BALL FIIIIIGHT!" With that they took out paint guns and shot each other madly.
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Zim let out an evil laugh as he quickly glided across the sky, "This is way better then the old Voot!" he stated. Zim drew a picture of himself in the sky, "The pitiful earth sky looks MUCH better with me on it!" he said to himself. "ROAD TRIP TIME!" he yelled taking another blast forward.
Zim sighed happily, "This is great, no annoying or back sassing minions to ruin my AMAZING mood." Spotting an old abandon gas station Zim gently lowered to the ground, "Humph, I bet DIIIB would be looking for ghost thingies, or…whatever they're called, if he were here." He snickered to himself and saw something glint in the corner of his eye, "Eh?" He wandered over and found a big bottle of oil that was completely full, "Hmm…I could give this to Computer for his horribly grumpy attitude and maybe he won't back sass the amazing Zim as much!" Nodding to himself he looked around and got back on the X422, strapping the oil bottle to the back.
Soon the sun started to set, bathing the sky and mountains in a display of all sorts of vibrant colors. Zim sighed, "Up here I can see all the beauty of this world I never really took the time to look at…I'll have to make sure I destroy it quite thoroughly when I destroy this planet with horrible doom and mass destruction." He grinned mischievously to himself.
And I end it their for no good reason! X3
I OWN NOTHING! Read,Review,Rejoice! XD
