"Sherlock we have another mystery on our hands" John exclaimed sexily in his raspy cockney accent

"Jinkies, What is the mystery" Sherlock rep lied socIOPLATHICALLY

"The mystrey is how anybody can find us attractive" while John said this his shIRT began suddenly coming off revealing his sexy flabby stomach and mishapen nipple

Sherlock was angry, because the mystrey of how anyone could find them attractive was TOO difficult for him to solve, and he was so smart almost as smart as Steben Moffat. But he was SO aroused by Johns bare flab that he could not be angry because he was too horny which chemically overided his anger.

"John lemme stick my old man cock inta ya arse innit?" Sherlock said fuckly, he no longer cared about investigated he just wanted John wrinkly ass.

"B-but Sherlock-senpai were both men!" John grew up in a Catholic family a gay fucking wasp prohibiteed and he has inTERNAILISED HOMPHOBIA.

John ran away cryinh but his dick was hard.

Sherlock was really sad but he did not know why because he was a hIGH FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH and doesnt know why people cry. He just wanted to stick his sexy maligned face into Johns hairy asscrack but he couldt because John ran somewhere but he didnt know where.

~*~TO BE CONTINUED ~*~