Without Kim………………
Disclaimer: I don't ow…sob I'm sorry sniff sniff I don't own ki…boohoo sniff sniff sniff ju…just give me a second sniff sniff sniff I…I…I……don't own Kim possi…..waaaaaaaa! (cry cry) sniff sniff I cant do it! (cry cry) oooohhhh! Fine! IdontownKimpossible! There, I said it! It almost killed me, but I said it! sniff sniff
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Chapter 1 Warped in.
Kim and Ron sat at their usual booth in Bueno Nacho. Kim watched in horror just as Ron was starting on his third naco. She turned her head away in disgust and as she did she looked down at her hands and everything went blurry.
Her hands seamed to disintegrate. Then her arms and her legs, and then her torso vanished in turn. She screamed, but no one seamed to notice. The last thing she saw was Ron's startled face and his lips mouth the words where are you, Kim? And then suddenly she felt like she did not exist.
And then she was back in Bueno Nacho. Kim looked up at the bench across from her and thought wow, that was really weird.
Then she said "Ron, what's your problem? I fainted, were you just going to lea….." then she trailed off. Where is Ron? she wondered. The bench across from her was empty!
OK, she thought, and then she looked around. On the walls were four or five posters that she could have sworn weren't there when she had come in. Each of the posters had a picture of Ron on it, but no, there was something different about him. He looked more sure of himself on the poster. Also, he had a huge lizard at his feat, a giant gun clutched in a metallic hand, and to Kim's indignation, there was the figure of a girl embracing him. The girl had brown hair and was obviously not Kim. She was also holding a gun.
Kim suddenly thought why isn't that me? but before she had time to figure out who it was there was a sharp tap on her shoulder. She Looked around and almost fainted.
"Ned!" It was Ned, but Kim could hardly recognize him. Other then his glasses and acne he looked like a super model, and he had biceps as big as water melons.
"Uh huh, that's my name," he said while giving her a look that clearly said have we met? "Can I take your order?"
This day just keeps getting weirder, Kim thought, head spinning.
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Author note: What has happened to Kim?
What has happened to Ron?
What has happened to Ned and his abs? Nah nah you're not going to find out till next chap aaaahhhh! Don't hurt me! (cringes in corner)
