When Loki first arrived at Stark Tower, he didn't imagine the conversation going like this. He arrived by his normal way of transporting, teleporting into the lab. He's amused by the way Stark jumps and he says hello.
"Why can't you just come and go like a normal person? You and Thor need lessons on how to use a door." Stark says and Loki smirks, "No 'hello' back? Really, Stark, I though you had more manners than that." Was all he replied.
"Well, you wouldn't appear randomly I would be able to." Stark smirked, "Why are you here? Can't resist the charm of Tony Stark?"
Loki growls, "No, I was bored and I would think you wouldn't want me to destroy the place. You are an interesting and amusing mortal."
"And you are a bee."
"A what?"
"A bee."
"How am I a 'bee', Stark?"
"Well," Stark said, pulling up a diagram of a bee and points to various part of the insect, "You are made up of resentment, hate, fury, bitterness, loathing, rage, indignation and you manage to pull daggers out of anywhere." He finished by pointing at the stinger of the bee, "You're a bee."
Loki scowled, "That is inane." He pauses, "Sometimes I worry for the future of humanity if you are called a 'genius'. Though not by much."
Tony moves closer to Loki, "Glad you worry. I'm sure Thor would love to hear you care about us 'ants'." He grins. Loki looks down at Tony and pointedly says, "No, I care about one ant. Only one." Loki disappeared leaving a bewildered and slightly red faced Tony behind.
A/N: I saw a picture on tumblr of a bee and it had all those thing and Loki came to mind.
