Wonder wonder
"Happy birthday!" Everybody cried to the girl with medium lengthed red hair. "Make a wish, Naykimi!" Said a girl with long black hair and dark blue eyes. "Ok, Kaverin. Hmm..." Naykimi put a finger, in a thinking pose. "Naykimi, don't think about Naru-" Utau was interrupted by everybody beginning fall out of the sky. OOF!
"Ohhh, my head." Moaned Ryotsu, rubbing his head. "Where are we?" Everybody looked around. "I didn't mean this soon god dammit!" Everybody turned to look at Naykimi. She was jumping about cursing the sky. Everybody's sweat dropped. Suddenly, a net was frown at them. "AHH! WTF?!" Screamed Dai, wriggling about. Utau was the only one who wasn't caught up in the net. "Utau, run!" Cried Kaverin. Utau began to run towards a cave. "Sasuke, after her!" Cried a man with grey hair and a mask across his face. "O.M.G! ITS KAKASHI!" Screamed Naykimi, breaking out of the net and running towards him. "W-wait a min, I no im famous and all but u cant just-AHHH!" Kakashi was glomped by the 13 year old girl.
Utau was running as fast as her legs could carry her but, it was no match for Sasuke. He appeared right infront of her and pushed her backwards on the floor. He rolled her over so that she was facing the floor and sat on her back with one foot on her head. "Hmpf, not so tough now are you?" He smirked, Utau was mentally hitting herself. "Good job Sasuke, now who are you people and why are you here?" Quiestioned Kakashi, putting his orange porn book in his pocket.
". . . It's a llooooooooonggggggggg story. . ." Replied Dai, Kakashi shrugged. "I have all day." Kureni went up to Kakashi and whispered something in his ear. "Oh right, I see yes...Naruto, release them." Naruto walked up to the net and cut it with his kunai. But, unfortunatly to Naruto, he was glomped on by Kaverin, Sato, Toshi and Toeru. "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!" Screamed Naykimi, everybodies ears nearly exploded. "Naykimi, could you please be quiet for a few seconds." Asked Utau, her sweat dropping.
Kaverin had had enough of watching those lot prouncing around so she went for a walk in the forest. In the distance, she saw a shadow near the water fall she was walking to. She saw the Akatsuki cape and was about to run away when she suddenly reconised the two frown line on his face. She brightended up. "Omg, Itachi is that you?" Itachi gaspsed. 'How does she?' he thought. He appeared behind her, putting his arms around her stomach. "Who do you know my name?" He asked, coldly. Kaverin blushed bright red. "Itachi, your making me blush bright red." She said, trying to push his arm off even though she wanted to stay like that forever but she new Itachi might not. "Not untill you tell me how know my name." He replied, tightening his grip. Kaverin was blushing to hard and, literally and stupidly, passed out. Itachi sighed, he picked her up in his arms and walked back to the Akatsuki base.
"Ok then, we need to arange the sleeping plans. Utau your with Sasuke, Dai your with Sakura, Naykimi your with Kiba, Sato and Tohru your with Neji and Hinata, Toshi your with Ino and Ryotsu your with Lee." Kakashi said reading his porn book.
