Each chapter is going to contain one letter from Hungary and then a letter from Prussia...if the letters are ever sent I will specify so in the author comments...but for now both of them are just writing letters that won't ever be sent.
To: The Teutonic Order, Gilbert Beilschmidt
From: Hungary, Elizaveta Hedervary – Axis Powers Academy, Hetalia town, Colorado
Gilbert,
Do you even remember me anymore? I remember you. I'm not even sure why I'm writing to you. I'm probably not even going to send this. I bet you moved again. And I didn't even get your address after you moved the first time. You know, I guess I'm writing because I've been thinking about you a lot lately. I don't know why, you've been gone for so long it really shouldn't matter anymore. But I still remember, you never even said goodbye. I know, you probably didn't think someone as awesome as you needed to say goodbye. You were always like that. So, how are you? Have you found a new best friend yet? How old are you now? I'm fifteen; you were always older than me. I don't remember how much older you were. Where are you living now? Do you still play pranks on you little brother? It's been so long, about eight years. We were always together back then. Why did you leave? Where did you go? Why didn't you say anything? You were my best friend! Do you still have that infamous dirty mouth of yours? Heh, I'm not as bad as you were, but when you left I started swearing too.
Oh! I remember why I've been thinking of you lately! There's an albino boy at my high school! I don't know his name, I've only technically 'met' him once. I know he's an upperclassmen, but again, I don't know what grade he's in. I didn't even know he came to my school until he ran into me in the hallway and sent my book flying! I was so shocked. But I realized it couldn't be you when he honestly apologized. Funny, he only said 'awesome' once. Is using the word 'awesome' a common trait among albinos?
Aw hell, I forgot. You left when I was still a boy. Or at least, I thought I was a boy. I'm really a girl, if you care. I guess most of the jokes we made about being gay wouldn't really be funny anymore. I still see your friend Francis a lot. Do you remember him? Well, he's still a big flirt. He keeps hitting on me, and it's kinda weird. I'm pretty sure he wants to be my boyfriend, or so people say. He tells me I should be more ladylike, I don't think he realizes that I'm the same person as Eliot. I just have a different name. And I'm forced to wear the girls uniform.
When we were boys we used to joke about how easy girls had it. Boy were we wrong. Being a girl is so freaking difficult! Oh, I almost forgot to ask how you're doing. If you ever look for me, I'm still Hungary, and I haven't moved. Well, I've kinda run out of things to say. So I guess this is goodbye, not for good though. This is really relaxing, so I'll probably make a habit of it. So, even though I'm not sending any of these, expect my next letter.
Sincerely,
Eliot…I mean, Elizaveta
To: The not so awesome Hungary
From: The awesome me
Hey Eliot! How are ya bud? I know it's been awhile, but are we still brothers? Cuz you know that a promise made between men is a promise for life! So yeah! I'm doing awesome! I'm not even sure why I would think about a plain guy like you, but I'm guessing it has something to do with your twins. They're all over my new school! Oh, did I tell you the good news? No, I didn't! Guess what! You're in for the best thing to ever happen to you. I moved again! And guess what! I'm living in my old house! It's the one two doors down from your old house. I guess you left sometime after the only awesome person on the block, me, left. Cuz y'know you aren't living there now! There's some girl living in your house, I'm pretty sure she goes to my school also, 'cuz she's got the uniform, y'know? But you probably don't really care about the random girl down the street. You really only care about the awesome me! Did you know you have about a million look-alikes in Axis Powers Academy? It's so confusin 'cuz some of 'em are girls! I ran into one of the look-alike girls today. She was speechless before my awesomeness. It was so weird, this girl had eyes that were the exactly the same as your eyes. When I saw her I felt super nervous, which is weird because I'm too awesome to get nervous. But yeah, I was actually sorry that her books went all over the place which is weird because awesome doesn't need to be sorry at all. But she was still staring a me, which is definitely awesome. I mean, she definitely thought I was hot. And yeah, that's all you're really gonna hear. I'm not sending this anyway, so I don't need to put much effort into it. And that also means I don't have to wait for a reply. It's not like you're ever gonna see it anyway. So yeah. Oh, my English teacher said we're supposed to sign letters. Yes, don't act so surprised. I've cleaned up my act, I pay attention in school. Okay, English class is the only one I stay awake for. But yeah, no matter what you can't forget me because I'm so damn awesome!
Gilbert
That was interesting...ummmm...i don't really have much to say...this whole story does have a story line...it just is kinda muddled...as you can see from both letters they've met already...but they don't know it.
