Vampire Christmas carols

This is just some random Christmas thing that just popped in my head. The vampire's are singing Christmas carols in their own way.

And look I'm not a song writer this is just for fun!

It is Christmas Eve at Garside Grange. All the breather-children were enjoying their holidays and making the most of it like putting the Christmas tree up, having a party, and wrapping up presents for tomorrow. But for the Dracula's... well let's say The Count is not really the star of the Christmas tree.

He sat sulking on his throne like a child who has been grounded for a month. His son Vladimir Dracula aka Vlad sat at the other end of the table rolling his eyes at his father's moodiness while he wrote his Christmas cards. Trying to get his father in a better mood Vlad said ,

"I got a Christmas card saved for the lovely Miss McCauley if you want to send her one."

The Count glared at his son in frustration. Vlad carried on,

"Woman like Christmas cards maybe this is a chance to tell her how you feel."

"We're vampire's Vladimir!" snapped the Count "we do not send Christmas cards!" and with that he snapped his fingers and the Christmas cards burst into flames.

"Thanks a bunch!" Vlad said angry slamming is fist against the table "I have worked all night to write them."

"You shouldn't bother" his father sneered "you should be spending your nights out there hunting, not writing cards that will go in the recycle bin next month!"

"Its tradition."

"A breather tradition!"

"Whatever," then Vlad stopped and paused "I know what will cheer you up! A sing-a-long."

"A what?"

"Yeah vampire's sing on Christmas don't they so let's sing!"

"Who are you and what have you done with my son?" asked the Count sarcastically.

Vlad laughed "I only want to get into the Christmas spirit."

"Ok" sighed the Count "you start"

"Ok" said Vlad awkwardly "but you sing along with me afterwards."

The count nodded in agreement and Vlad started singing;

"Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly..."

"STOP!" boomed the Count with his hands over his ears "it's too jolly! Too happy!"

"Christmas songs are meant to be like that!" said Vlad.

"Not in the vampire world!" grinned the Count "this is how you sing a Christmas song!" And so the Count sang;

Deck the halls run red with blood
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (evil laughter)
'Tis the season to be filled with evil
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-a-ha-ha (evil laughter)

"Nice" Vlad rolled his eyes then Ingrid burst through the door.

"I heard singing!" she said is disgust "it's bleeding my ears!"

"We're singing Christmas songs," said Vlad "not that you would want any think to do with it."

"Why not!" Ingrid said smugly "I can sing way better than you all."

The Count laughed "a girl better than a man at singing! That's really made my night!"

"Really are you sure about that?" Ingrid giggled "because it sounded like a drunken peasant singing if you ask me." The Count flashed a face of anger and lighting struck.

"Look before we get into a fight" said Vlad calmly "how about we solve this problem with little competition."

"Yeah" said Ingrid "whoever sings the best wins."

"Yes but who will judge us?" said the Count.

"I will!" cried Vlad "but it would be better if we had more contestants and more judges."

"Well we have Erin," said Ingrid "she's a good singer you hear her in the shower all the time."

"And Bertrand could be second judge," said the Count "but it still doesn't sound like enough."

"We have Zoltan" said Vlad "he could be a judge too. We have Renfield I think he would want to sing."

"What about me!" cried a small voice from under the table it was Wolfie, he'd been there the whole time.

"How about you can be the host" said Vlad.

"Ok" said Wolfie but then he asked "what's a host?"

"It's someone who presents the competition" said Ingrid "like Dermot O'Leary who presents the Xfactor."

"Wait!" snapped the Count "How do you know who presents the Xfactor? We don't have a TV!"

"None of you business."

"Ok" said Vlad "let's get this show on the road."

Hey guys listen up I will post a chapter everyday for the countdown to Christmas! Is you have any requests for a Christmas song just let me know and I will make it more vampireic or if you have any ideas on a vampire Christmas song let me know!