Author: Grasshopper (A.K.A. The Undertaker's Muse)
Rated: R
Warnings: Humor and girl-on-girl action.
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Challenge: Are You Game?
Prompt: Kingdom Hearts, Selphie/Kairi: strap-on - "Are you pretending I'm them?"
Spoilers: None, but sometime post KH2.
Pairings: Selphie/Kairi
Summary: In which Selphie has bad timing and Kairi just wants to get on with things.
Author's Notes: Haha, this was inspired by all of those BL series/doujinshi in which there is random and sometimes pointless conversation during sex.
Disclaimer: All things Kingdom Hearts belong to Disney and Square-Enix. Grassy only lays claim to the plot.
"Are you pretending I'm them?"
Kairi blinked, shaking her head as if to clear the fuzz from her thoughts. "Wh-what? Who?"
"Sora...Riku... Either one. Both." Selphie shrugged, bright smile unable to hide the nervousness in her eyes.
"I know you've been called a ditz, but are you a complete moron?"
"Um..."
"Don't answer that. And for another thing! Is this really the time to be asking something like that?" Kairi looked down between them, to where their bodies were connected by Selphie's favored strap-on; the one that was all white and sparkly yellow, perfectly proportioned for a girl Selphie's size.
"Sorry, just. Well. This is the first time we've really done it like this - I mean, with me doing the y'know rather than you and-"
Softly callused fingertips covered Selphie's lips to stop her words. "Selphie... If I wanted Sora or Riku, I would have them. Believe me, if there's one thing I've learned in my time on and off Destiny Islands it's that boys aren't really for me. You are. Now, if you please..." A flip of her hand downward got her meaning across quite clearly.
"Oh! Sorry, eheh."
"'Eheh' all you like, but get on with it!"
"Sheesh, you've gotten so bossy," Selphie complained, beginning to move once again.
"Of...course. I- ah! Had to. Boys...stupid a lot."
"Ah." With a pleased hum, Selphie continued her ministrations, enjoying the incoherent gasps she could wring from Kairi.
"Se-selphie! Nn-"
No, Kairi definitely wasn't thinking about those guys. But, Selphie considered, before giving in and enjoying the fun, now she had to worry about all the girls around.
Stupid jealousy.
The End
