MONKEY BUSINESS
CHAPTER ONE - INTRODUCTION TO BOB PART ONE
I wanted to own a monkey. My parents were not sure that was a good idea, but after a couple weeks of discussions, they decided that nothing extremely bad could happen if I got a monkey.
A couple of weeks later, I finally got my monkey. It was a boy so I decided to name him Bob.
"Bob, really?" my brother asked me.
"Yes, Edward. Bob is an awesome name, especially for monkeys. Is there a problem with the name Bob?"
"If that's what you want to name your monkey, then go right ahead. I'm not going to stop you."
I spent my first day with Bob just getting to know him. He seemed like a very nice monkey, but a bit of a mischief maker. All in all though, it seemed like Bob was going to be a fun pet.
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My sister had been at a friend's house today, so she hadn't met Bob yet.
"Did you get your monkey?" Alice as soon as she got home.
"Yep. I've only had him a few hours though."
"Can I meet him?"
"Of course. Bob, come here!"
Bob was a smart monkey and already knew his name, so when he heard me calling, he came right out to me.
"Oh! He is so cute! But why did you name him Bob, Em?"
"I thought Bob would be a cute name for a monkey. But no one seems to agree," I said sadly.
"Oh, well I think it is a wonderful name. It was just a bit surprising at first. I have some homework to do. See ya!"
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A/N: So, yeah. this is ridiculously short. I know... I just wanted to get this up and see what everyone's thoughts were on it... And please don't expect me to update very often 'cause right now my family is going insane... my grandparents have to put their dog to sleep... my uncle can't walk or do anything right now 'cause he hurt his knee and completely ruined his ACL and LCL, and he just ended up with pnemonia... i'm playing the 'find-the-right-college-game-before-you-can't-get-in-at-all' game, and i am starting to get a cold on top of the ridiculous number of allergies... plus school starts up in a couple of weeks and my dad is going to start pushing me 'cause i have to get all a's this year... sorry i am going on, just having a bad day i guess... and if you want me to continue this story, i will... and it will get better, this is just something i started late one night... i'm going to go so you all can get on with your lives...
