Ok, this just came to me as I pondered on the plot of Naruto and how all the villains try to one-up each other, so yeah… be prepared for OOC behaviour.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that's not my idea in this story.

"Ok." Said Naruto, standing across Sasuke after they defeated Kaguya. "This is it. The final showdown." The Uchiha nodded with a smirk.

"Indeed it is. I hope you are ready to lose." The final Jinchuuriki gave him a doubtful look.

"Are you sure it is?" Sasuke looked at him, confused at the question.

"What do you mean? Of course this is the final fight! After this I will reform the Shinobi world!"

""I wouldn't be so sure if I were you" replied the blond.

"Why not?" Asked Sasuke, scowling in annoyance.

"Well," began his friend, "First we had Orochimaru, who wanted immortality, which is pretty straightforward, I admit. And he refused to die! He is still out there somewhere. Then came Akatsuki with a mysterious leader that wanted world peace through making a super weapon of doom to oppress the people. He finally came after me and I managed to beat him, only to find out that he wasn't the leader and was only manipulated, and there is another mysterious dude who said he was Madara out there who is stronger and wants to cast the Ultimate Illusion of Doom on the world to achieve world piece. I fight him and beat him with some help, only to find out he wasn't Madara and HE was manipulated TOO, and there is the REAL Madara to fight who is even stronger with an overpowered eye which is supposed to be rare but soon everyone seems to get. Ok, I beat him only to find out that he was frickin' manipulated TOO by a stupid GODDESS who is the MOTHER of the SAGE OF SIX PATHS AND IS THE JUUBI! Now we bear HER, only for YOU to turn against me and I HAVE TO FIGHT SOME RIDICULOUSLY OVERPOWERED DOUCHE AGAIN! SO ARE YOU FUCKING SURE THIS IS THE FINAL DAMN FIGHT!" Naruto screamed in frustration, having had enough. "It's like my life is some stupid manga or something!"

There was a deep silence for a few moments. Everyone was stunned from the unexpected outburst from the usually cheerful blond. Finally Sasuke addressed his rival again.

"Feeling better?"

"Yeah, much better. Sorry, I had to get that out of my system" answered Naruto, nodding. "Now where were we? Oh yeah, the fight." He took up a fighting position. "Prepare to lose Sasuke! I promised to free Kurama and I always keep my promises!"