THE YAOI INVASION
Inspired by Well Zenn
"Your fanficton is teh worst peace of stupid ever! Kagome is so zutpid! XO! Inuasha detherzes to Narauku! H0w cna u not admint they aren't thuper cawwii tgether XP!11!1 Theyre make for eac othe! lolrofl rofwaffle, chek oyt my fanftion! It supr funny ! I try to be random and funny, and i get good reviews from people saying ''LOL AWESEOM!11! KILL TEH NON YAOI FANFICS1!11! ZING HEIL!" Oh yeah, and fuck Well Zenn for telling the truth! Als--"
That's all that that Jack was able to read. He narrowed his eyes at his monitor until he wore out the two buttons, alt and f4. "What a bunch of dykes." He whispered to himself as he continued to browse around the fanfiction website, looking for a non-yaoi fanfiction in the inyuyasha section. "Fuck it, it's impossible to find one with out hot yaoi sex0rs in it." He switched to the Kingdom Hearts section and began to read the titles.
"KINGDOMZ HEART: BOAT TRP!1!
Summary: PRETEND THYAT KH NEVER HAPPENED! PRETEND THAT KAIRI DIED AND SORA AND RIKU GET TOGETHER SAME WITH CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH (I MEAN CMON! YOU CAN TELL THEY LOVE EACHOTHER! CANT YOU!) BUT WHAT IF A NEW BOY COMES ON A CRUISE WITH THEM AND SORA STARTS FALLING FOR HIM! SOKU CLRTH THIS IS ONLY MY 38TH FANFICTION SO BE EASY ON M3!"
"What the hell, she didnt say that they went on a boat!" Jack exlaimed, holding back the urge to bitch slap his computer.
He opened up wordpad and started to write his straight fanfiction of Kingdom Hearts 3, with no romance or anything, just a story. It's been on the website for about 2-3 months now and has only gotten 2 reviews. and that boat trp!1! one already has 34, and theyre all the same "KEEPZ RIGHTING! IT'S KAWWI ! HERE HAVE A COOKIE! shoves a cookie down your throat SEE, I CAN BE FUNNY! I JUST MADE THE COOKIE THING UP! ISNT IF FUNY! TTYL!"
He finished his chapter and uploaded it on the fanfiction website. "Wait...ok..like..now..like...go on the...wait...ok...now like browse for your...like...file..I guess..and press...I think ok..." He followed the directions and uploaded the file.
He clicked on the story and added the file, then decided to try and find a straight fanfiction. "Ah, Evangelion, it's great that it only has one bioshounen character..."
"Title: EVANGLON! 2! AFER MATH!
Summary: 3RD MPCT HAPPNED AND SHINJI MEATS A BOY SURVIVOR! HILARTIY INSUES "
"No...oh my sweet jesus no...they've gotten to evangelion!"
He pulled on the cabinet handel next to his computer and flung it out with amazing force. Inside was a 9mm pistol, he pulled it out in a swift motion and put the muzzle of the gun in his mouth. He bit down and pulled the trigger.
"What's the situation doctor?"
"He's been shot!"
"Yes, I know that."
"We can tell by the gun in his hand!"
"Yes, I know, how is he?"
"What?"
"I said how is he, how is my son? Is he gonna be alright?"
"What? Oh god no. Omg noes, hes fucked up, brain and liek blood sprayed all over our car."
"NO! MY SON!"
"And his liver exploded the second we cut him open, we had to jam the knife through his adams apple to retrieve his tounge."
"Stop it! Just stop it!"
"OMG, do u go on a website where you get to write!"
"..."
"Ive ritten stories their!"
"...''
"U SHOULD CHECK IT OUT!"
The Yaoi Invasion has begun...and there's no stopping it.
BRING ON THE FLAMES! Next chapter we'll see the main characters, and it will eventually become a zombie fanfiction but instead its with yaoi fangirls D, because we all know they cant run!
