Notes: I went on a Jacob/Bella rampage recently and this idea came to me. I hope you enjoy it. Read and review kiddies!
Naruto & Hinata
Summary: In which Hinata is infatuated with a certain werewolf from Twilight and Naruto doesn't seem to be embarrassed by the fact that he is jealous of a fictional character.
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team jacob
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Sakura observed Konoha's own most hyperactive ninja as he sat on a stool at Ichiraku's ramen bar. At the moment he didn't look like he could live up to his nickname because he had a frustrated look on his face. Sakura wondered what was up with her best friend so she sat down next to him.
"Hey Naruto, what's up with you?"she asked.
"Oh nothing, It's just this guy Hinata keeps going on about," He sighed.
"A guy?"Sakura asked, looking bewildered. It had been a year since Akatsuki was defeated along with Danzou and Naruto had finally noticed the shy Hyuuga girl's crush on him. He had asked her on a day and now the two were a serious couple.
"Who the hell is Jacob?"he hissed angrily.
"It's not even Japanese!" Naruto seethed.
"Jacob?"Sakura thought about it and the answer came to her, but Naruto stood abruptly before she could tell him.
"I'm going to find Hinata and make her tell me where this Jacob is so that I can mess him up for making Hinata smile like that and mutter things under her breath whenever he is mentioned," Naruto said angrily.
"Naruto! Wait!" Sakura called out, but she was too late. Naruto was too wrapped up in being jealous so he didn't hear her.
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He was just so perfect. Hinata sighed for the millionth time after reading New Moon. Jacob was just the perfect guy and Bella was an idiot for not just jumping into his arms after Edward left. Hinata shook her head in disgust. How she had ever thought that Edward was the perfect guy for Bella was beyond her. Her thoughts were interupted by an angry Naruto yanking the book out of her hands.
"Naruto-kun! What are you doing?" She gasped when he threw the book into a nearby tree. Kakashi happened to be in the tree and wondered where his beloved Icha Icha had flown to and why he was now reading about a Jacob and Bella.
"Hinata-chan I can't stand it any longer. This affair has to be stopped," Naruto informed her.
"Affair?" Hinata asked. What in the world was he talking about? she wondered.
"Yes Hinata-chan. I know all about you and that wretched Jacob. I will forgive you for this if you agree to never see him again and to tell me where he is so that I can ensure that you never see him again,"Naruto said.
Hinta looked confused for a moment then she realized that he was talking about Jacob from the book. She started to laugh uncontrallably. It was now Naruto's turn to look confused.
"What are you laughing about Hinata-chan?" he asked. She tried to calm down enough to tell him.
"J-jacob i-is a f-fictional character," She gasped out.
"Oh. So what? Just tell me where the heck he is," Naruto waved his arms about in frustration.
"Sweetie, f-fictional means he's not real," Hinata stood up.
"So you mean to tell me that you've been having an affair with an imaginary guy?" Naruto asked incredulously. Hinata just shook her head.
"Shut up Naruto-kun," She smiled and kissed him. Later at their home she finally explained to him about Jacob. Naruto laughed at himself.
"I was jealous of a fictional character, and I should be embarrassed but I'm not because you are worth it Hinata-chan," he smiled and kissed her on the forehead. They sat there hugging each other in silence and then Hinata started cracking up again. Naruto joined her this time.
END!
