Hi! The name's Bobby. Ever since I can remember, my luck has always been crappy. But since I became a brony, I've been happier. I got attached to Rainbow Dash. She reminded me of myself a little. I actually kinda love her in a...It's kinda creepy when you think about it, but I try to look on the bright side all the time.

I always go to school, but it's not much to write home about. That is, until the day of the Science Fair. I should bring this up now. I got a pendant from my grandfather. He fought in World War II; he got the pendant for being a weapons expert. Why bring this up? You'll see.

Anyway, I saw a re-creation of the teleportation pads of Chrono Trigger. I got picked as a volunteer. I stood on the pad. They tuned it on. Suddenly, my pendant began to glow. The next moment, I was gone.

Meanwhile, in Ponyville,

Twilight Sparkle was testing a spell to retrieve anything. She read the instructions as Spike, her dragon assistant, stood nervously in the corner of the room. "Uh, Twilight. Are you sure you know what you're doing? I know you're probably the best unicorn in Ponyville, but still..." he said. "Spike, I know this might be a complex spell, but it's perfectly safe," she reassured. She began to cast the spell as a green light emitted into the room. "Ah!" Twilight gasped as a green alicorn appeared and fainted on the floor. "Spike, get our friends!" Spike rushed out the door as Twilight levitated the fainted pony onto the couch.

When I awoke, I was greeted with some voices before I opened my eyes. "He looks so...sad." "What's that around his neck?" "How is he an alicorn?" I opened my eyes. "I don't know, but he's sexy," said the cyan pegasus. "He's waking up," said the lavender unicorn. "Ugh," I groaned. "Where am I?" I asked. I looked around and saw everypony gathered. I began to piece together who they were and where I was. "Am I dreaming?" I asked. "I doubt it. Anyway, I'm Twilight Sparkle. This is Trixie, Spike, Rarity, Applejack, Caramel, Pinkie Pie, Enzo, Fluttershy, Big Macintosh and Rainbow Dash," she finished. I looked at Rainbow Dash. 'Beautiful mane, shimmering eyes, athletic figure, slick wings,' I thought. My cheeks got warm. My wings suddenly sprang up. "Dashie," I said like I was in a trance. She blushed.

"Oh, in all that commotion we forgot to ask you your name," Twilight said. "Oh. I'm Bobby," I said. "It's okay, but it could be better," Dash said. "How about Green Thunder?" "I like it!" I said excitedly. "Green. That's my new name." "Green, I've been curious about that pendant you're wearing," Twilight said. "I believe when you think of a weapon, it becomes that weapon," she explained. "Okay..." 'Portal Gun' Suddenly, I was holding a golden Portal Gun. "Sweet Celestia!" Twilight shouted. I made two portals and Pinkie played with them. "Where did you get this pendant?" Twilight asked. "My grandfather fought in a war 70 years ago, back in my dimension. He got it for being a weapons expert and passed it down to me," I explained. "So the weapon part is explained. I think this pendant was originally from Equestria and, in trying to look for beings in other worlds, somepony sent it to your world."