In screen, a guy in a suit and a cowboy's hat is playing his guitar in front of millions of people

Announcer: "Do you want to know more about Jimmy Bucks? See the emotive special the Saturday at 8:00pm! It's the famous country artist John Bucks! You can't miss it!"

Linka Loud a twenty two years old girl with an orange shirt, blue dress and silver blonde hair is marking a calendar letting it see that it's Saturday before hiding it behind a poster of Boyz will be boyz

Linka: "Finally! The special!" Realizing she have audience now "Huh? Oh I know what most of you must be thinking: Linka, you have nine siblings; there's no way you can get to watch TV… and usually you would be right; every night is the same story"

Flashback

Linka is walking to the main couch before realizing the television is changing channels very fast while a fighting cloud is in progress

End of flashback

Linka: "But… this time I have something the others don't: A plan"

Before Linka could put a foot outside her room Luna, another 22 years old girl with purple painted hair and purple clothes; walks out of the room's bathroom.

Luna: "Hey sis! Don't even think about it! TV tonight is gonna be roking!"

Linka; "Right or…" Linka shows Luna a little colorful flashlight "You could have your very own flashlight rock show in our room"

Luna: "Err…"

Linka: "Is not worth it?

Luna: "Deal! But TV is mine tomorrow"

Linka: "Sure"

Now able to walk outside her room Linka is marking something in her phone until she can see Lori who is in bad mood

Lori: "Who has my phone? I need to live-tweet my show!"

Linka: "Sorry Lori I took it by mistake" gives the phone back to Lori

Lori: "What! Give me that you bully! How can you even consider yourself the oldest if…"

(Ring ring)

Lori: "Wait a minute," answers the phone "Oh, Bobby! Huh? No I didn't text you to call me but I'm glad you did" Returns to her and Leni's room, but shows her head to give a warning "I will catch you some day sis, I will one day"

Right then Leni is walking out from the general bathroom

Linka: "Leni! It's an emergency"

Leni: What, will you do another of your overcomplicated plans to get something the hard way"

Linka: "No I just realized that the strings theory doesn't have any clear answer in how gravity alters time and light!"

Leni: "Of course it does! It's just that mathematically, there's no way to fix every way the theory is exposed"

Linka: "But then there's something that can't be explained easily by science!"

Leni: "Is that a dare? I can work something easy like that over night"

Linka: "But…"

Leni: "I'm going right now… I hope Lori doesn't bother me with her chat with Bobby"

Leni walks into her room

Linka to the spectators "I was worried in how she got a lot more with Hugs particle for nothing"

Then she looks at Lynn who is also walking to the stairs

Linka: "Hi Lynn!"

Lynn: "Hi sis! I'm two minutes before the great game!"

Linka: "Or…" shows a floating ball "you could play with a ball filled with helium for players that demand more"

Lynn: "I demand more"

Just then Luan walks out of the room

Linka: "Long pass!"

Tosses the ball to the room

Linka: "Luan!"

Luan: "Hi Linka I was going to watch TV"

Linka: "Hey I think Lori and Leni will have a fight in no time, you should bring your camera"

Luan: "What!" goes and look at the blondes' room where the two are fighting

Lori: "Stop calling Bobby stupid"

Leni: "I called you stupid!"

Luan: "This is going to be viral!" runs to her room to grab the camera

Right in that moment seven years old Lana walks out of her room Looking only at the floor

Linka: "Hi Lana"

Lola: "Huh?

Linka: "Didn't you have a date with… that kid?"

Lana: "I kinda dumped him today. I just want to watch cartoons"

Linka: "And what if I told you that I have, this!" brings out a couple of frogs and gives them to Lana

Lana: "Thanks sis… those boys can really cheer me up"

Lana returns to her room with the items

Linka: "Weird? No really since Lola had… this episode back then, there are days that Lana won't want to look at anyone"

In a moment two little kids get out of another room

Linka: "Levi!"

Linka salutes five years old Levi while avoiding tree years old Lily walking to the stairs

Levi: "Hi sis, I will see how the ninjas destroy cities again!"

Linka: "But you don't even watch anything until the end of the show"

Levi: "Now it's the time for ninjas"

Linka brings a little toy to Levi

Linka: "And what if you have your own ninja red?"

Levi: "Wha… thanks sis!"

Levi takes the toy and runs to her room leaving Linka and Lily who felt asleep in the moment; to which Linka just leaves Lily sleeping at a clothes basket not without giving her a kiss first

Linka: "And that's nine"

In the down hall

Linka: "Well I might not have Luna's strength or Leni's genius, but being the older means I can make a plan to become the first one in the TV"

Lucy (Nine years old): "you forgot me"

Linka "Argh! Lucy! I always forget about Lucy!"

Lucy: "Story of my life"

Linka: "But you don't even like TV"

Lucy: "I do; there's my favorite show now: vampires of melancholy"

Linka: "Vampires? Lucy you were bitten by a vampire!"

Lucy: "I can dream about how that could work out… just to feel in a bigger despair at waking up and seeing you here"

Linka: "Lucy, don't make me bring the garlic here!"

Lucy: "Remember the rules I was here first"

Linka: "Come on! My last contract just paid a lot of bills here"

Lucy: "I do want to see this too, don't make me suck your blood until you get pale"

Linka: "…"

Lucy: "…"

Linka: "Is there any way I could convince you?"

Lucy: "No, I want to watch Edwin; he is so cold and tormented and mysterious, sight if he where only from this century"

Linka: "Another century! That's it! Hey Lucy… wouldn't you like to watch your vampires in a, spookier way?"

Lucy: "I hear you"

Linka: "I could bring you dad's old white and black TV, you know that can be a little more… mysterious"

Lucy: "Will the signal get to the basement?"

Linka: "What if I move the attic for a comfortable way… you could even have TV at day when we are out…"

Lucy: "Deal… just don't bring the garlic at discussion anymore, it feels like the restless souls that want to rise from their grave"

Linka: "Right…"

In the attic

Linka is moving some boxes to create some improved furniture as a small entertainment room

Lucy: "Cool"

Linka: "See? Your big sister is able to come into agreements, now I just have to plug the TV, you will be able to watch… your fictitious vampires even if it's ironic, and I won't be left in the dark about my group"

But in the moment Linka connects the TV the whole house looses the power

Linka: "Dang it!"

In the upper hall

Luna: "Is everyone cool?"

Leni: "We lost the energy and my whole investigation who did something to loss the energy?"

Lori: "Hum! Serves you right for messing with my Bobby"

Leni: "Hey!"

Levi: "Guys, guys! I'm blind!"

Lynn: I so want you to grow up to bull… forget it"

Lori: "No one is blind! The light went off we have to calm down"

Linka: "Is everyone okay?"

Luna: "Yeah sis, but we are in the dark here, what happened sis?"

Linka: "I plugged the TV for Luce and… the light got off?"

Lori: "Hump! What kind of sister are you? You literally are the responsible to create this mess"

Linka: "Don't play with me Lori I can make mom and dad…"

Everyone is screaming around

Linka: "Enough! Stay where you are, I'm going to flip the circuit breaker"

Luna: "What! Sis everyone is a little scared and no one can see! You can't leave us alone"

Linka: "We live with little miss vampire here and you are scared of something else?"

Luna: "That's besides the point!"

Linka: "Luce!"

Lucy: "I'm here" appeared just behind Linka

Linka: "Agh! Lucy! Doesn't matter, listen; you can see in the dark, don't you?"

Lucy: "I can"

Linka: "Then please; go to your room and flip the circuit breaker, please. That's the only way to be able to see your show"

Lucy: "Sigh, I loved the darkness here"

Luan: "By the way, I know why the lights went off, because they liked each other! Get it? Get it?"

Linka: "Please, Lu…"

The lights were turned on in that instant

Lucy: "I'm back"

Everybody: "Agh!"

Linka: "I will do something about your speed someday, anyway… you, can do whatever you were doing and…"

Lori: "The first one to the TV is couch commando"

Linka hearing this runs to the couch like all her siblings but is tackled by Luna at first letting the others arrive to the TV, however the ones to arrive are Lynn and Luan who start fighting each other and makes everyone else that was immediately near fall in the free for all to which Luna joins, seeing that she doesn't have any chance to watch TV anymore Linka goes quietly to the attic

Linka: "And that's the end of it, I should have known that in a family this big, it's impossible to take into account every single variable in my plans… well… it's not like we aren't together, at least all my family is down there"

Lucy: "You forgot me!"

Linka "Agh!"

Autor Notes:

This is the first chapter of a request from PinkieScootalooSweetieDash, I never did something like this before and I'm having some troubles to adapt the story so uploads will take some time; I hope you enjoy it, I'll try to upload the next chapter as fast as possible.