Okay, I just randomly had this idea for a crack cross-fic, between Naruto, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. And I know I rarely update my other fic, but I think this will be hysterical.

Warning: This will have very little sensible plot, as it is a crack-fic, and I take the crack part of that quite seriously. Also, it will start out very stereotypically for these kinds of crossovers. It isn't a serious attempt at writing, so please, no hate. RATED T FOR LANGUAGE AND ALCOHOL USE

PLOT SUMMARY: The Akatsuki are having a party, and they decide to see how funny it would be to see Tobi totally smashed. One thing leads to another, and Tobi teleports them all to another dimension. And it is called Equestria.

So, this is going to be a reader made crack-fic. You guys can tell me what you wanna read, and I will work it into my story. Lets hope I get some viewers. Cos I really wanna do this fic. GO CRAZY GUYS!

Disclaimer: I own neither Naruto nor MLP, nor any subsequent characters used.

Hidan burst out laughing as Tobi stumbled around, drunk off his ass. He was hiccuping, bumping into shit, and just basically looking fucking retarded. Hidan could not believe everyone went with his idea to get Tobi this drunk. They were having a little mini-party to celebrate the capture of the Nibi. Everyone else was a little tipsy, and relaxed, even Pein, but no one was as hammered as Tobi. Everyone was having their own isolated conversations, until Tobi yelled out, "HEY! How'd *hic* you all *hic, hic* aw, fuck..." He trailed off.

"Damn!" Kisame said. "Tobi just swore!" Everyone stared for a second, then began to laugh.

"Shhhhut da fuuuuuuuck uuupppp!" Tobi yelled. "Now, *hic* you all listen here. I *hic* I is gonna show yous dis *hic* dis jutsu I knows. Ya hear?"

Everyone kept laughing hysterically. Deidara wiped tears from his eyes. Kisame was doubled over. Itachi was openly chuckling.

"Shtop *hic* your fucking laughing!" Tobi raged. They all ignored him. With a roar of rage, he made a hand seal, muttered something incoherent, and before anyone knew what was happening, they were sucked into a swirling vortex of nausea and migraines. For what seemed like hours, they were tossed around before jolting to a sudden, screeching halt. Then they were falling, freewheeling through the clouds. The entire Akatsuki plummeted through the air for a couple hundred feet. Itachi tried to use chakra to slow his decent, but found that for some reason unbeknownst to him, he could not access his chakra flow. As he was about to call out a warning to the others, they crashed to the ground in a heap, those on the bottom knocked immediately unconscious, the rest slowly following suit, individually. Konan was the last to black out, and as her vision faded, she thought she saw something bizarre.

A-A horn? And then she too was out.

A few hours later, everyone was woken up by a ridiculously loud exclamation of "WHAT THE FUCK?!" before the pile of Akatsuki members fell apart. Hidan, who was at the bottom, had yelled and shoved everyone off of him.

For a moment, no one said anything. They all just stared at each other as reality set in. A resounding chorus of curses and questions filled the air as they all realized that they were no longer in their own world, and that somehow in the process, Tobi had turned them all into fucking adorable ponies.

What. The. Hell.

So that's kinda the prologue. Short, as usual. But I don't think it's too horrible. Crack-ish, but not filled with shitty grammar. Read and review, let me know if I should continue, or give me some plot ideas.