Ham Sandwich

Disclaimer: This is pure crack and I don't own Hamilton, Lin Manuel Miranda does.

Aaron Burr wanted a sandwich. He really, really wanted one, so he went to the Hamilton residence to ask for one. He knocked on the door and Eliza opened it "oh, hello Burr!", she said with a nice smile. (Little did he know that Eliza had done something evil.) Burr walked into the house and sat at the table, "can I have a ham sandwich please?", he said with big ass eyes. Eliza nodded her head and went to go and make it. Whilst she was making the sandwich, Philip was on the piano screaming UN DEUX TOI QUATRE CINQ SIX SEPT HUIT NEUF. Basically Philip was satan. Ten minutes later Eliza walked back in with the sandwich on a plate. She placed it in front of him with an evil smile, but Burr did not question it. Slowly he took a bite and a sudden scream came from the sandwich, he looked down and saw lots and lots of blood…..Then it hit him. ELIZA HAD TURNED HAMILTON INTO A PIECE OF HAM. Burr ran home and cried all night.

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