I don't own Total Drama cuz then Duncan and Courtney would have never broken up

Welcome Total Drama Fans to…

TOTAL DRAMA TALK SHOW!

Where we'll be interviewing your favorite contestants of the total drama series.

Here's your host, Candy Simmons!

Candy: Hello audience! I'm so glad you stop by. This is TD Talk Show and I'll be showing you what really happens and what our contestants really think. This week we have Courtney joining us. Courtney, as we know is our favorite mocha-skinned, highly competitive chica, and was in the most popular pairing with a certain delinquent. Here she is everyone, come on in Courtney!

Courtney: Hello everyone. Hi Candy,

Candy: Hi, I'm so glad to finally meet you. Let me just say this, you are one of my fave contestants on the series.

Courtney: I don't find that surprising. I was the best player and it should have been me to win the prize.

Candy: Well what happened then, why didn't you win?

Courtney: Well, as you know I was cheated out of it the first time. The second time, well I guess I kinda was pissed of about the first season, so I had a bitchy attitude that got me eliminated. And third season, … IT WAS ALL GWENS FAULT!

Candy: whoa, wait Gwen's? Oh that's right, she stole Duncan from you.

Courtney: Yes, yes she did. I HATE HER! GWEN, IF YOUR WATCHING THIS, MAKE SURE TO WATCH OUT! I'LL GET YOU!

Candy: Hey, calm down Courtney. What if…

Courtney: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! SHE STOLE MY BOYFRIEND! SHE PRETENDED TO BE MY FRIEND! SHE STABBED ME IN THE BACK!

Candy: Yeah, but…

Courtney: BUT? I LOVED DUNCAN AND SHE TOOK HIM FROM ME! *breaks down in tears*

Candy: COURTNEY!

Courtney: *looks up*

Candy: What if I told you that it didn't happen. That Duncan and Gwen never cheated on you. That it was all a misunderstanding.

Courtney: … A MISUNDERSTANDING! I SAW WHAT HAPPENED! I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! THEY LIED TO ME!

Candy: Please refrain from yelling. My ears are starting to bleed. What I'm trying to say is that Drew lied to you.

Courtney: Drew? WHO THE HECK IS DREW?

Candy: Drew is who you and Gwen caught in London. Drew is who was in season 3. Drew is the one who kissed Gwen. Drew is the one who broke your heart. Drew is… Duncan's twin brother!

Courtney: … Okay, your insane. Duncan has no twin brother.

Candy: Do you know if he had a brother at all?

Courtney: Yes. He has 2 I think.

Candy: Ever met them?

Courtney: No.

Candy: So how do you know he doesn't have a twin?

Courtney:… Oh my… No it cant be true. I refuse to believe it.

Candy: Oh you better believe it, here they are, escorted out by guards to keep them from killing each other, Duncan and Drew!

To security guards come out from different entrances holding on to each of the brothers. Duncan manages to get loose and runs towards Drew. He tackles him and the other guard down and begins to beat his bro.

Duncan: HOW COULD YOU SON OF BEEP. MOTHER BEEP. IMMA BEAT YOUR BEEP.

Courtney: What the?…. *faints*

Candy: Oh wow. Um this calls for a break. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. Okay someone please get him off Drew before he kills him! And try to get Courtney up and running again. I think she passed out.