A women of auburn/blonde hair, tied up in two pigtails, stretching just past her neck, sat perched on the edge of her window seal, in her Japanese temple, sipping on her tea. She sighs and closes her eyes, growing even more impatient by the minute. Today, Kyary's life-long friends were to visit her on an urgent matter-and Kyary's regular patient, yet childish character was breaking under pressure. Today, it being important enough, had even more added stress due to…the problem which would seemingly not go away.
You see, today was the 1st of May, May 1st, or as some call it, May Day. However, for Kyary, and now on it's 10th anniversary; all of Japan, it was Miku Goose Day. 'What is this Miku Goose Day?' you may ask. Well, for one, we're calling it MGD, since I'm not typing that name out millions of times in this fic. Second, it started in the ancient days of March, 2014, when two girls, one of turquoise locks, reaching all the way to her ankles, and styled in pig tails, and one of blonde hair, puffing out at her shoulders, with piercing blue eyes. They were goofing off during class, having 'finished' their work, and being in the back were their actions went unnoticed.
It was there that MGD was born, with a few sentences passed between the two:
"Hey, Miku, I'm bored, wanna start a holiday?"
"Sure! How 'bout we call each other,'You silly goose!' as a greeting, and give each other eggs with candy in them! We could call it…MIKU GOOSE DAY!"
"Eh, good enough."
Now, the whole back story behind this starts with when Rin and Miku were watching the ever so educational documentary of a teenage pop-star, Hannah Montana, when someone in the showed called someone else a, quote on quote,'silly goose', which made the day of the two best friends. From then on, the joke carried on, to an extent where Miku, Rin making the fatal mistake of sharing her school doc of a story she had to write for La, deleted all of the work, and just put 18 pages of 'You silly goose''s. Rin, being the occasional airhead she was, printed it and turned it in, only to actually have the teacher compliment it as,"an original piece of art, represents the mind and the chaoses caused by men," and even got a New York Best Selling award for it. And for the Easter eggs, Miku had just ran out of hers, and she was craving some of dem' chocolate bunnies, and caramel-filled chocolate eggs.
Over time, it eventually went from a simple tradition shared by 2, to a holiday shared by a group of 6 friends, to a holiday shared by a nation. The rules of MGD came out to be like this:
1)You Must Greet Beloved/Despised Friends by Saying,'You Silly Goose'
This rule is basically for family honor and respect: By not immediately greeting someone by it, you dishonor them, and are basically handing them a Declaration of War. The only way to redeem oneself is to next year, greet them with,'You silly goose,' along with giving them 18x more of eggs then you would averagely(which is 1).
2)As Give as You Receive
You must give a person as much eggs as they gave you, to show respect. So, bring as many eggs as you wish to receive, because if you take and egg and do not have one to return, then you shall be a slave to that person, until the next MGD, when you can redeem yourself by also giving them 18 eggs, and greeting them with,'You silly goose!'
3)Egg Contents:Allowed and not Allowed
For MGD eggs, you may fill them with whatever you please:candy, drugs, pictures, Drugs, presents, DRUGS; basically anything that you would like to receive that can fit in a MGD egg.
4)Redeeming Oneself
There are a few things that you can do to dishonor someone: Not greeting them with,'You silly goose!', accepting more eggs than you can give, giving them an empty egg-I suppose you could also do something like kill their family, but not sure if this is the way to redeem yourself…gosh you should be in jail for doing something like that…Anywho~back tuh' dem' rules:
In order to redeem yourself, the one and only way is to give them 18 full eggs, and greet them with a,'You silly goose!' upon seeing them for the first time that day.
~If you have any questions concerning MGD, please contact the MGDF, or, The Miku Goose Day Force, at the author's fanfiction account through IM chat~
And those are the long, and ever so complex rules of MGD. So, that is partly why Kyary was ever so anxiously waiting for her friends-Miku, Rin, Luka,Kaito and Gakupo, their body guard. Now-tiny detail- they had a bodyguard because they just so happened to 1) all be pop-stars and 2) be the other 4 dictators of the world.
Luka-She had basically all of Europe.
Miku-She had China and Korea
Gumi-Ruled Italy, since she was too laid back to do anything, and Italy couldn't hurt a fly
Kaito-He had New Zealand, Australia, and Britain
Rin-She had whatever leftovers there were, since she didn't really care too much
Kyary-She had her beloved home country, Japan
And how could 5 friends and one semi-stalker semi-Luka's lover take over the world? Haha-I'm not telling you. If I were to be that stupid, you could take it over just as easily. Of course, no one knew of them ruling them-that's how good they were. Yet again, there always were the smart alecks who knew better than that-but most were just bribed into silence. Besides, most who knew didn't see any reason to stop them from dictating the world-they were absolutely harmless and were dictating it decently well, besides the fact that they can't control people's evil deeds in the world. Plus, who would believe their claims that 6 popular pop-stars were dictating the world?
Anyhow, Kyary's thoughts were interrupted by a gentle knocking on the door.
"Empress Pamyu Pamyu, your friends are here,"1, or one of Kyary's four personal-servants announced. Kyary was always weird, although it was more like different, and one different thing about her would be her 1-2-3-4 girls, who were always ever so devoted to her. Now, the history behind these girls are another story,*COUGH COUGH LOCKER THIEVES COUGH COUGH*, but they were like her first born children, if you gave birth to 4 children at the same time.
Running towards her friends whom she hadn't seen in an eternity, they all greeted each other with the typical, scripted lines often said at reunions, until Rin got impatient, and the gang went out to get the traditional MGD food: Mushroom Pie, at where else than Danniboi's Mushroom Pie Cafe.
"Welco-oh it's you," Ib-girl, the waitress and their life long friend teased. Ib-girl also goes back into the ancient days of 2014, when Miku and Rin stalked her. Miku had gotten obsessed with an amazing pixel-game called IB, and on Halloween, she cosplayed as her. Then, Rin innocently made a comment during their LA class that there was a girl who appeared to be cosplaying as her, too. Yet, this harmless comment made Miku almost kill the entire school with her excitement, and they soon found out that said girl wasn't cosplaying as her, but just plain out looked like her. Now, Ib-girl does have a real name, but that name is long gone and will never be remembered, especially since during the dictators first meeting, the first thing they did was legally changed her name to Ib-girl, and destroyed all traces of her real name.
From then on, the two girls stalked the brunette, to a point where one day, both Rin and Miku were called down to the front office, and as they walked in they were greeted with all the exits and windows being blocked off with a huge, metal doors, concealing all means of escape.
"Those are the girls who had been stalking me!"Exclaimed Ib-girl, in between two SWAT team members.
Ok-so by harmlessly stalking her, I may have exaggerated. They may have been going into the same directions as her, their camera's may have malfunctioned and taken pictures of her-all the time, we may have accidentally crossed all of her personal info online:and little things like that. But that didn't give her the right to call the SWAT team on them!
Of course, once the SWAT team saw that it was the Hatsune Miku and Kagamine Rin, they let them go, as the two girls were two-faced:half angles, and half stalkerish fangirls. From then on, Ib-girl knew of their evil power, in a matter of fact was the first one to realize it. So, at first she was very daunted by them, and suspicious, until she realized that they were too lazy to use their powers for actual evil. That's when they became decently good, and kind of messed up friends.
"Welcome, may I take your order?" Danniboi, the owner of the shop questioned. Danniboi, who was once just a regular Danny, accidentally got in the business of Miku and Rin's crazy schemes, which is why he is who he is today.
Knowing that there wasn't really any 'hamburgers' that the menu claimed their to be, they accepted the mushroom pie(I'm assuming a lot of you get my reference). Now, that may seem like a dumb thing to do, but they know what they are doing. Having done it a million times, only 3/2 times do they ever end up beaten up on the streets, or in jail in a foreign country. And that is exactly how they all ended up in a fusion reactor….except for of course Kyary, who was smiling bittersweet into the reactor, Danniboi to her left, and Ib-girl to her right, with a blonde boy and a white haired girl standing behind them. This is what had worried Kyary the whole time, and whether or not her beloved friends would make it.
