Ghost Rider walked into his apartment, tired from the long day he had. He'd just gotten back from his job of babysitting some rich, fat kid whose name he'd forgotten. Taking care of children was the only job he was capable of because children were the only humans he had any tolerance for, granted that they were good and not spoiled brats. If they were spoiled, they'd get a heaping load of discipline that you'd only get from Hell. Fitting considering where Ghost Rider comes from.

Ghost Rider went over to his couch and fell backwards onto it, letting out a heavy, baritone sigh as he did so. He rubbed his flaming skull, remembering his day. After leaving his customer's house, Ghost Rider rode over to his favorite yet depressing spot; outside of She-Hulk's apartment. He looked at her window and saw her walk to it to close the shutters. She saw Ghost Rider outside her window and was instantly frightened by seeing the spirit of vengeance outside her window, again. But then her boyfriend that Ghost Rider considered filth, Bane, was there and began to threaten Ghost Rider and he rode off, not in the mood to cause anymore damage to the Spanish steroid junkie like last time. Ghost Rider always thought Bane was never good enough for She-Hulk, but he also accepted the fact that she didn't want him. He always brushed off this realization, always feeling that he still had a chance.

Ghost Rider decided to forget about his horrible love life, and grabbed his remote and turned on his TV to see if there was anything good on. He was answered when all he saw were a bunch of reality TV show, further proving to him that humanity wasn't worth his time. He turned off his TV and wondered what to do next. He was answered when he heard a knocking on his door.

Ghost Rider growled. He wasn't in the mood for company, but he decided to answer the door anyway. He got up, walked to the door, and opened it to reveal his neighbor, She-Spawn. She had her hands behind her back and digging her foot into the floor. She was always nervous to talk to him after the way he helped her marriage.

"What do you want, woman?" Ghost Rider asked his neighbor, he was in a bad mood as usual.

"Well, uh…well, you see…" she stuttered, trying to find the right words to tell him.

"No! Better yet, let me tell you something," he interrupted, "It's 10:00 in the evening, it's been a long day, I'm tired, I just got back from taking care of some spoiled child, I was reject by the woman I want to be with, again! And now you expect me to listen to your problems and act as if I care? Why don't you go talk to your husband about your problems?"

"My husbands at work, you fucking grouch!" she crossed her arms.

"Well, go back to your place and wait for him!" Ghost Rider demanded. "I have no time for anyone else's problems!"

"Well, we have to make time for your problems," Ghost Rider heard someone say behind him.

"Oh! Great! It's the Avengers," Ghost Rider turned around to see the Avengers; Iron Man, War Machine, Spider-Woman, Ms. Marvel, Sentry, the Wasp, Yellow Jacket (Hank Pym never could stick to a single superhero name), and Hawkeye. Ghost Rider rolled his red eyes, walked back to his couch, and sat down once again. "What do you want, Iron Moron?"

"It's Iron 'Man'" Iron Man corrected Ghost Rider.

"I was insulting you," Ghost Rider said matter-of-factly. He then reached for the 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew next to his couch and unscrewed the cap. "Now stop wasting my time and tell me why you're here!"

"We're here to talk about your job," Iron Man told him. Ghost Rider just tossed the bottle cap at Iron Man in annoyance.

"I don't tell you how to do your job, Iron Man. Which, by the way, you and your 50 State jackasses haven't done a really good job of," Ghost Rider criticized before taking a sip of his soda. "Don't tell me how to do my job!"

"You chased a kid with your motorcycle for 10 miles, threatening to beat him with your chain!" Iron Man commented on Ghost Rider's recent babysitting job.

"The kid was giving me attitude, so I gave him some much needed discipline," Ghost Rider took another sip from the bottle, not really caring for the lecture Iron Man was trying to give him. "Besides, the parents gave me their consent to do so."

"Consent!? You stabbed the father in the shoulder!"

"He threatened to kick my ass! So, I showed him why no one should ever threaten me!" Ghost Rider explained.

"What gives you the right to discipline other people's children?" Spider-Woman asked.

"The fact that they never do it themselves!" Ghost Rider yelled.

"Okay, let's forget about your job for a second," Iron Man compromised. "We got another complaint from She-Hulk that you were outside her window, again."

"It's a free country, Iron Man; I can park my motorcycle wherever I want!" Ghost Rider exclaimed.

"But you can't keep staring at the window of a woman who doesn't want you!" Iron Man yelled. That did it.

"That's it!" Ghost Rider stood up.

"Um, I think I'll go, now," She-Spawn said, but before she could leave, Ghost Rider shot a chain out of his throat that wrapped around her neck with ease, yanked her towards him, and hung her in the air. Ghost Rider ignored her struggles in the chain.

"No! You listen along with everyone else!" Ghost Rider screamed.

"Put her down!" Iron Man and the rest of the Avengers prepared for battle.

"No, you listen to me! I am sick of you telling me how to run my life!" Ghost Rider yelled at the Avengers, then turned his attention towards She-Spawn, "And I'm sick and tired of you, and everyone else, thinking that I care about your problems! Therefore, I'm leaving!"

Ghost Rider let go of She-Spawn and she fell on her knees, gasping for air. Everyone in Ghost Rider's apartment, watched as Ghost Rider walked over to his video game systems, games, and DVD'S and put them all into a large duffel bag.

"You can keep the rest of the garbage, I'll buy a new TV elsewhere," Ghost Rider explained to all the stunned Avengers. Iron Man was the first to speak.

"Where are you going to go? Where else will you find a fire proof home and couch?"

"I'll improvise," Ghost Rider explained. "Oh, and Iron Man…"

Ghost Rider punched Iron Man directly in the chest, damaging the arc reactor that kept his heart working. Iron Man stood in shock as his heart slowly stopped, before he gasped for air and grabbed his chest. He fell to the ground and all the Avengers surrounded him, trying to help him. Ghost Rider smirked inwardly, since he was physically unable to smile. He walked out of his old apartment, not caring whether Iron Man lived or died. After Civil War, the iron dictator deserved whatever he got. Ghost Rider got on his bike and drove to his first destination, the Marvel Quick Stop.

At the Marvel Quick Stop

Spider-Man and Deadpool where working at their convenience store and even though closing time wasn't for another hour, they kept the door locked.

"You ever heard the urban legend about this one guy who breaks into his friend's work place because they owe him money and beats them within an inch of their lives?" Deadpool asked.

"Deadpool, it's an urban legend," Spider-Man explained, "It would never happen in real life."

The hero clerk's conversation was interrupted by the crashing of the front glass door. It was Ghost Rider and he opened the door from the inside. He stomped all the way to the front counter, staring down at the 2 clerks with murder in his eyes.

"Hey! We're closed!" Deadpool told the spirit of Vengeance. He received no answer, instead what he and Spider-Man got were Ghost Rider's hands around their necks and they were dragged over to a frying station and the coffee machine.

"Where's my money!?" Ghost Rider screamed as he dipped Deadpool's head into the boiling oil and put Spider-Man's head underneath the coffee machine.

"What're you talking about?" Spider-Man gasped. His eyes went wider as Ghost Rider turned on the coffee machine and small drops of hot coffee dripped onto his head.

"You two owe me $400! Now pay up before I kill you both!" the rage was ever evident in Ghost Rider's voice.

"We don't have your money!" Spider-Man screamed. He screamed even louder as Ghost Rider increased the flow of coffee on his head. "B-But there's plenty of money in the cash register! It's yours!"

Ghost Rider left Spider-Man underneath the hot coffee and Deadpool's head in the boiling oil. He walked over to the cash register and took the money that was owed to him. He also took some Twinkies and coke. He then thought about where he would move to. He saw some pamphlets for different towns. He saw a pamphlet for Salem, but he thought it was too stereotypical. Gotham, Metropolis- he wouldn't fit there. But then Ghost Rider saw a pamphlet for a city named Townsville and began to look over it.

"The City of Townsville…" Ghost Rider read out loud, ignoring the muffled screams of Deadpool and the high pitched yelps of Spider-Man. "A city filled with happy little people who'll accept just about anyone. Low crime rate thanks to our pint-sized super heroines, the Powerpuff Girls."

Ghost Rider liked the sound of this Townsville, so he walked back outside to his bike and drove off in the direction of Townsville.

A/N: Just a little side story I'm planning on doing alongside Venom vs. PPG 2. Ghost Rider will be in Townsville by the next chapter or so, so stay tuned.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ghost Rider, Spider-Man, Deadpool, or the Avengers; Marvel owns them. I don't own She-Spawn; Image does. I don't own the city of Townsville; Craig McCracken does.