A/N: My first South Park fic. I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.

Stan P.O.V.

I was miserable, I'll admit that. I had managed to become the most hated person in school, my best friends are ignoring me, and I'm really close to getting thrown off the football team. Wondering how this happened? Here it started as another regular Saturday afternoon, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, and I were out behind the school playing football behind the school. We had been there for the last hour or so.

"Dude, look out!" I heard before something hit me on the side of my head. I blacked out for a couple minutes, and woke up to Kyle's face hovering over mine.

"You ok? Cartman decided it would be funny if he threw the ball at your head. Kenny's keeping him occupied." Kyle said worriedly. I smiled to myself, he looked so cute worrying about me. If only he knew the way I felt about him. For a few seconds I was lost thinking about us together, but Kyle's voice brought me back to reality. He was answering his cell phone, I hope he didn't have to go home now.

"Hello? Oh hi Ms. Cartman. You want to talk to Eric? Sure here he is." Kyle said into his phone. I wondered what Eric's mom wanted.

"Mom?" Cartman said, there was a pause before he continued with, "But mmooooooommmmmmm! If she stays with us, it'll ruin my life! I'll just die." He whined. More waiting, only a matter of time before she caves on whatever it is. "Fine, but Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are spending the night." He demanded. "Love you too mom." He flipped the phone shut and tossed it back to Kyle.

"You guys are staying over. You all have to help me kill my cousin. She's moving in with me and my family, so I have to kill her. Her family invested in the stock market and now their as poor as Kenny." Cartman explained.

"What if we don't want too?" I asked, I hate Carman, no way am I going to spend the night with him and his cousin.

"Funny, I don't remember asking you if you wanted too." He said.

"Yeah dude, we're not helping you kill your cousin!" Kyle chimed in.

"Shut up, you fucking Jew." Cartman replied.

"Fatass!" Kyle shouted.

"I'm not fat I'm just big boned!" Cartman argued.

"Whatever." Kyle finished.

"Mphf mmm mhmf phmf." Kenny mumbled giving me thumbs up. I rolled my eyes.

"Gross dude, there's no way Cartman's cousin is hott." Kyle said. Cartman just started walking towards his house. I looked at Kyle and he shrugged his shoulders. I'll admit one thing now, I was happy then, but everything was about to change.

A/N: I know it's short, and not as good as I would like it to be, but I just wanted to start the fic off. So let me know what you think, and I'll consider updating. I've got other stories to update so ttyl!