This is my first attempt at phan-poetry, so don't flame me TOO badly. I am not good at poetry (as you can probably tell once you've read this) so if you choose to read this, keep that in mind before you review. Hey! Still read it! Come back here! Anyways, on with what is loosely termed 'a poem'.

One day, there was a man;

A man in a mask was he.

He lived underneath a great Opera House,

And ran it as a spectral being.

He fell in love with a young chorus girl,

And pretended to be her angel.

Such a beautiful voice, she gained under him,

She sounded like she was from Heaven.

Unfortunately for him, young Christine did,

Run into her childhood sweetheart.

And when Phantom revealed

His true persona

Christine ran off

With Raoul.

Well, that's it. It's stupid, I know. Don't take it too seriously. REVIEW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!