Author's note: This idea has been bouncing around my head lately, so I decided to write it out. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.

Disclaimer: If I did own them, Lucy would be with Laxus or Gajeel! Or both!

Notes: Lucy's mind-speak: Italics

Lucy's inner Monster: Bold Italics


Chapter 1

Welcome to the Show

(Lucy pov)

My guild cheered wildly for us, drowning out the sound of the discontent crowd. I guess Fairy Tail grew less popular over the seven years we were gone, but I didn't know that they absolutely hated us. I shook my head to dispel my insecurities. My team and I are here to prove that Fairy Tail has never been stronger than it is now. I will not let anyone slander my guild's name. Not for a reason as stupid as strength. It takes more than muscle mass to be a mage. It takes cunning, skill, and mastery over your magic.

An ice wall formed beside me, followed by a series of fireballs. Both attacks were accompanied with Natsu and Gray throwing insults at each other.

Well, most mages have intelligence. Those two get by with brute force.

The space between my shoulder blades itched. I felt the familiar presence in the back of my mind. I could feel its excitement at the future bloodshed.

You know… You could let me out this once.

No! I mentally shouted at her. I know what you have in mind and Fairy Tail mages don't kill.

Yes. And that has worked so well.

If we killed, we'd be no better than the villains we fight.

Ivan? You know he is here, right? I can smell his stench.

He's here?! Oh shit, master is not going to be happy!

He should have killed him when he had the chance.

Laxus. Gajeel. Juvia. Are you saying we should have killed them, too?

She went silent for a moment. They are exceptions to the rule.

No one is truly evil at heart. Everyone deserves a second chance. The three of them weren't evil, just misguided. And Lyon isn't so bad either.

Yeah yeah yeah, I see what you mean. It wouldn't kill anyone to let me scare them into submission every once in a while.

Yes it would! It would kill several people! You would kill our enemies families just for the hell of it! Can you see how that is not okay?

You could at least let me seal their powers away…

I was going to snap back at her, but Erza grabbed my arm and dragged me up to our team's booth. The first event was basically a big game of tag. But instead of there being one player from each team, it was those eight plus several copies of the players. Gray stepped up for the first game. And, of course Juvia would volunteer to be with him. Seeing Gray on the field, Lyon had to prove his superiority. Sabertooth sent a man with a pink mask and feathered hat.

Holy shit, this guy is the embodiment of ridiculous!

What? I actually think it's cute.

Exactly! The mask I could deal with, but that feather… I can't take him seriously!

I admit, he does look a bit silly.

It's pink! A pink tie, okay. A pink shirt, that's fine. A pink feather? The only way he defeats his opponents because they laugh too hard to fight back.

Maybe he dresses like that is so his opponents underestimate him.

Good thinking, Big Tits! Watch him and the other teams. Note their strengths and attacks. Keep it in mind so when you face them, you will already have in mind which spirits would be the best to take them down.

That's a good idea. Um… Will you be there to help me?

I'm always here, Big Tits. I couldn't go anywhere if I tried. Literally. Besides, I like you and this guild is fucking awesome. Oh shit! That fucker uses Memory Magic!

What? I looked at the lacrima screen and watched as seven players fell to the ground defeated. The one left standing was Rufus Lohr.

Damn. Memory Make magic is tricky. He can memorize magical attacks and… copy them. If you ever fight him, summon Taurus or Capricorn. They are melee fighters and hardly use magic. You are a Celestial mage. It's a holder magic and he can't summon your spirits because they are contracted to you.

Thanks for the tip. I'll keep that in mind.

Happy to help, Big Tits.

Stop calling me Big Tits!

Make me, Big Tits! By the way, you're up against Flare.

I looked at the lacrima and, lo and behold, my name was on plastered on it.

Lucy Heartfilia vs. Flare Corona

Raven Tail! I'm up against a member of Raven Tail?! Fuck me, I'm screwed!

Hey! Calm down, Big Tits! You can do this! You've your spirits by your side. Even if she manages to take your keys, you can bet your ass that I won't let you fall!

Thank you.

Don't thank me yet. Thank me when we beat this bitch into the ground!

Hell yeah! Let's teach her what happens when you challenge Fairy Tail!

Let's show her what happens when she challenges us!

YEAH!

"Lucy, I wish you the best of luck." Erza patted my shoulder. "Now go down there and give it all you've got."

I nodded and left for my match. As I neared the field, I bumped into Gray. He seemed upset at his loss. I stopped him and gave him my brightest smile. "You'll get him next time, Gray." He scoffed and shrugged off my hand. He continued walking. "Will you watch me?"

He stopped, but didn't turn around. "I promise I'll be there to cheer you on, Lucy." With that, he stalked away. Hopefully back to our booth.

I heaved a sigh and stepped onto the field. I felt thousands of eyes on me, judging me. Because I was raised as an heiress, I was able to ignore the stares and focus on my opponent. Flare Corona was about my height. She had long, red hair that was braided into twintails that fell over her shoulders and was tied together at the small of her back. She wore a long, red halter dress with a deep V-neck and a slit up her right leg. The only design on the dress was a gray waistband sewed onto the fabric. She tilted her head and stared at me with wide, ruby eyes.

"Blondie…" She muttered.

I gave her a small bow, a small show of respect. She froze for a second and bowed back. We glared at each other, waiting for the sound of the gong to begin the battle.

The gong sounded and I summoned Taurus and Scorpio. Scorpio took charge and shot a stream of sand at Flare. Her hair unbraided itself and formed a fiery shield. When the dust cleared, I shouted orders at my spirits. "Scorpio! Taurus! Perform the Unison Raid: Aldebaran!"

Both spirits nodded in understanding. Scorpio shot sand at Taurus' axe. "Absorb!" Taurus yelled, lifting his axe. "Sandstorm Axe!" Taurus threw his axe into the ground. "Aldebaran!" A wild sandstorm blew sand everywhere. The wind swirled around the stadium, making the crowd cover their faces to protect themselves from the onslaught of sand. I peered up and saw Flare soaring through the air. Her hair formed the shape of a wolf and leapt towards me. I sent Scorpio and Taurus back and Pulled out a familiar key.

"Cancer!" I shouted. A bright circle and a bell announced his arrival. He lifted his scissors and cut the wolf down. With a smile, he vanished back into the celestial world.

Summon Scorpio!

I knew better than to ignore the voice and summoned Scorpio to my side once more. He appeared, striking a pose. "What can I do for you, Lucy? Wicked."

Have him create a sandstorm. Distract her!

"Scorpio! Attack her with all you've got!" I gripped his key and sent him a mental message. Cover me, Scorpio!

"Sandstorm!" Scorpio sent a blast of sand towards his target, making sure to create a screen of sorts to hide his beloved master.

Now send him back and summon Virgo and Gemini! Quietly!

I sent Scorpio back and pulled out the two keys. I whispered their names and smiled when they appeared next to me.

Have Gemini change into you and Virgo send you underground. Hurry!

I relayed the orders and watched as Gemini turned into me. I smirked at how good I looked in purple. Virgo grabbed my arm. The next thing I know, I'm surrounded by dirt. I could hear the cheers above me. All of a sudden, a ribbon of red hair shot into the ground above us and flew past me and into the wall of dirt. I touched Gemini's key. "What's going on, Gemini?"

"Flare is threatening Asuka! A lock of her hair is right beside her, ready to strangle her, Princess! Her hair is wrapped around our mouth and limbs!"

Fury burned in chest. This bitch is threatening my family! That cheater!

Stop! Be patient. Wait until she is completely distracted by Gemini.

I heard laughter above me. Gemini is trapped.

Steady.

Flare was talking, but the dirt muffled her voice.

Steady!

She laughed again. I heard a scream. My scream.

NOW!

At my command, Virgo jumped out of the ground and punched Flare. My rival grunted in pain. Her hair released Gemini and shot towards Virgo. While Virgo dodged Flare's attacks, I rushed over to Gemini. Gemi-Lucy gave me a pained smile. Gemini held up their right hand and showed me a Raven Tail mark. Burned onto the skin. Right over my guild mark. I thought I knew what anger felt like. I was wrong. My blood that boiled with rage a few moment ago froze over, ice cold fury taking over. My mind was clear. I could see everything perfectly. I helped Gemini up and faced my enemy. With a whisper, I sent Virgo back to the Celestial Realm. Flare looked around and spotted us.

"You will pay for hurting my friend." My voice was steady and calm. Flare flinched at my voice. I didn't yell or scream or curse, and that seemed to make me even scarier. I lifted my right hand, entwining my fingers with Gemini's left hand. We chanted together.

"Survey the heavens. Open the heavens.

All the stars Far and Wide

Show me thy Appearance!

With such shine! O Tetrabiblos!

I am the Ruler of the Stars!

Aspect become complete!

Open thy malevolent gate

Oh 88 stars of the heavens!

Shine!

URANO METRIA!"

Bright balls of light fell from the sky. They brushed past me and flew at my prey. I felt powerful, watching such a grand spectacle and knowing I am the cause of it.

INCOMING!

All of sudden, the lights disappeared. My magic drained much faster than it should have. There was barely anything left.

Unlock your Second Origin!

I listened to her, for she has never steered me wrong. I reached down inside of me and found the second container. When I felt the magic practically bursting from the container, I shouted, "Second Origin: Unlock!" A pillar of light shot towards the sky. It pulsed with power and faded away, leaving me standing there and ready to fight.

Get your whip and grab the blue guy in the Raven Tail booth!

I grabbed my whip and flicked my wrist. It shot towards the stands and wrapped around N's neck. With a swift tug, he flew out of the booth and onto the field. "Now what do we have here? A petty little cheater!" I pulled my whip, sending him soaring towards me only to get Lucy kicked to his guildmate. "You cheated and drained my magic! It's a good thing I was able to unlock my Second Origin!"

The rest of team Raven Tail jumped onto the field. They stood together and faced me. I felt a twinge of fear, but her excitement overpowered it.

I've got an idea. I know you don't want to let me out, so why don't I help you summon a spirit from Hell?

Is'nt that a little dangerous?

Very, but you can do it, Big Tits! I'm right here to help!

Fine! But If I die, you're going down with me!

Deal! Now, just do exactly as I say.

"Uh oh, it seems like Raven Tail was caught cheating! Team Raven Tail is ganging up on Lucy and it doesn't look good!" The speakers boomed out the voices of the commentator. "It looks like Fairy Tail is preparing to come to her rescue and I am itching to see this fight!"

I looked back at my nakama. My guild members, especially Laxus, were on their feet. I lifted my arm and waved at them. "Hold on! I got this, Laxus!" I held up my index finger with my thumb sticking out. "Trust me!" The Lightning Dragon Slayer hesitated before nodding, but remained on his feet. I knew that if I failed, he would be the first one by my side. I turned back towards my opponents.

And got hit in the face.

A giant, red dog growled at me. I tilted my head to see its tail leading back to Flare. "What a shame." I smirked, "Looks like I'll have to fight fire with fire." I spat out the blood that had gathered in my mouth. I grabbed a silver key a called out my canine companion. Plue appeared before Raven Tail with a 'puff'. While they were momentarily distracted by Nikora Minor, I reached into my magic.

Ivan, Makarov's son and Laxus' father, laughed at the Plue's shaking form. "Are we supposed to fear this small…" He grew quiet as he noticed the magic swirling around me. A red circle appeared in front of me.

"May my voice ring through the pits of Hell!

Pass from your world and into mine!

Heed my call, I beg of thee

And and come to my side!

Guardian of the Black Gate

Cerberus!"

The circle glowed brightly. The earth began to quake gently under my feet. The ground cracked open with a loud hiss. Intense heat radiated from the cavern making Raven Tail elite back away. Three spine-chilling howls pierced the air before a large, black form jump out of the crack. The hole mended itself when the form touched the ground. Three more howls ripped through the air.

Before me stood the largest and most terrifying dog I have ever seen. It towered over me, almost as tall as my guild hall. It had three heads, all with glowing red eyes and two rows of wickedly pointed teeth. There fur was pitch black and and seemed to absorb the light. The only disturbance of the vast darkness was the dog's fiery mane that trailed from all three heads and down to its shoulder blades. Instead of a normal furry tail, two vicious looking snakes hissed at team Raven Tail. Flare fell to her knees. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I surrender." Though she spoke softly, I could still hear her.

Ivan slammed his foot down on Flare's back. "You coward! Stand up and face your enemy!" Flare cried out in pain but remained on the ground.

Kurohebi towards me, only to be caught by one of the snakes. He screamed in terror as it bit into his torso. With a flick of its neck, Kurohebi soared through the air and crashed into the gong. His groan of pain echoed across the arena. Nallpudding, N, even Ivan froze in fear. Cerberus turned away from me, all three heads glaring down at the rest of Team Raven Tail. The Cerberus lowered his heads so that they hovered before the remaining three. The dog took a deep breath and roared. Their clothes flapped in the strong winds. When Cerberus' roar died down, the three men stood there for a moment before running in the opposite direction. The rune knights caught them before they could escape and hauled them off to jail.

Cerberus snorted before turning back to me. The three heads lowered to my height and began sniffing me

Lay down with your arms over your head and bare your neck.

The middle head nudged me back, forcing me to fall on my back. I lifted my arms, extending them over my head, and tilted my head to the right. The heads swooped down sniffing my neck and torso. Cerberus lifted his right paw and used an insanely sharp claw to cut through my shirt. I hissed as the tip brushed over the smooth expanse of my belly. If it were anyone else, I would have been yelling and screaming. There is just something about a big ass, three-headed dog that makes every mess it makes absolutely fine. The middle head leaned over my chest. Its tongue peeked out from between its sharp teeth. The pink muscle darted out to stroke my abdomen. His tongue brushed the bottom of my breasts and disappeared back into its mouth. All three heads barked softly at me before vanishing in a wall of flames.

It was deathly silent in the arena for a moment before the speakers broke the silence. "Does anyone have a spare set of pants or underwear? Both would be appreciated! Mine are completely ruined."

Just like that, the stadium burst into noise. The clear blue sky was interrupted by Fairy Tail Teams A and B. Natsu was grinning like an idiot. "Wow, Lucy! That was freaking awesome!"

"That was freaking terrifying." Gray mumbled.

Mira patted my head. "Are you okay?"

I nodded, "Yep, I'm fine. I don't need to sleep anyway. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go purchase a coffee maker. And lamps! Lots of lamps!"

Gajeel reached down and touched my stomach. "Looks like he left you something, bunnygirl." I looked down and noticed his finger rubbing the red key resting above my navel. It was a vivid red with three heads at the top of the key. The handle had two snakes winding down and framed the paw-shaped tip. I gently picked it up and held it close to my chest.

Thanks for the new friend.


So… What do you think? Like it? Let me know via reviews or PM me. Who should I pair our dear Lucy with?

SPN :3