A/N Hey Guys! Mint Writer here. Been awhile but I plan to stay for a while. So, I recently got into Undertale and Steven Universe and they are great! Here is an AU for the story of Undertale. I got this prompt from Caesar's Palace. The AU is Child-of-god/Goddesses AU. My reaction to this AU.
Mint: Well... Crap. Gems are basically gods and Undertale is... Wait! Idea! I'll make a cringe worthy parody! Yay! *sigh*
Anyway, I'm planning on doing a screenplay for Undertale the Musical so stay tuned, Undertale fans. Thanks for reading and stay DETERMINED!
Once upon a time, there lived two races, humans and monsters. One day, war began and... wait. You've probably heard this story before. I should've known. Well, recently, a new tale surfaced. Another "game". The story is the same but is the opposite of Undertale. It has many plot holes that can't be filled and... well, It's basically the same story. I shall tell you many of my favorite parts of this hero's journey but only if you give me a bisicle.
Just kidding. These are my favorite parts of the story of Godlytale.
A long time ago, Humans, Monsters, and gods lived above ground. They all lived in harmony until the Monsters and Humans became afraid of the gods. They used a special spell and said "Ooga Booga Wooga!" and they made the gods mortal. Then, they banished them Underground. There they stayed until a child fell down. This is their tale.
Skip forward.
"Get as many as you can!" said a flower. The child caught all of them and almost died.
"I fooled you! I am Flowey the Flower, God of Treachery. I tricked you and now you'll only be seen by the God of Death!"
"Wait! Hold on a second. The God of Treachery is a flower?" The child said, nearly holding back a laugh.
"What's so funny? I TRICKED YOU! You should be asking for mercy?"
"I can't hold back the laughs! What's next? The God of Spaghetti?" The child laughed even harder.
"You don't laugh at the God of Spaghetti! He has a brother, The God of Puns and Death, that will beat you up if you mess with the God of Spaghetti!"
"I don't see why we were scared of the gods. Do you have the God of Anime because if so, I want to worship him or her!"
"I don't see why you're laughing! The Goddess of Anime made the God of Deadly Machines and TV Show Hosts!"
Though the child was injured really badly, they laughed even harder. They couldn't stand it.
"I can't stand this!" Flowey said as he put his friendliness pellets away. "I was just going to say, 'It's kill or be killed' but you ruined it!"
"What?! No! Come on! Say it now..." Said Frisk, trying to keep a straight face. "G-god of the Flowery Flowers!"
"Ugh!" Flowey stopped and saw Toriel with a fireball in her hands. "Put that fireball away. I was just leaving!"
Flowey then went away.
"Uhmm... Do not worry child. I am Toriel, Goddess of Parenthood and caretaker of the Ruins. Follow me to the Ruins."
Toriel led Frisk down to a room where a staircase leads to the entrance to the Ruins. Between the two staircases was a yellow sparkly star thing. Upon touching it, Frisk felt more determined. Determined for what, they didn't know.
Frisk followed Toriel until she stopped at a room with a big locked double doors. There were many buttons. Toriel then pressed some of the buttons and then hit a lever. The doors opened.
"Did I also mention that I am the Goddess of the Solutions to Puzzles? Notice I didn't say "Goddess of Puzzles. That title was already taken." said Toriel, a little bitter.
"Oh yeah. I got off topic. These buttons have been pressed and the doors are opened so you don't need to learn this puzzle but there are many along the way."
Toriel then led Frisk to another room. This room was long and had three levers. One lever was by itself and the other two were together.
"Okay. Solve this one. I didn't give you any hints."
"But there's yellow arrows pointing to the two levers I need to press." said Frisk, foolishly using logic.
"You will use that riddle to solve the puzzle without any of my help." said Toriel, a bit more stern.
Frisk panicked and quickly went to the plaque with the riddle.
"The two levers you seek
are quite unique
See if you can fair
To find the two, so rare.
You think you might win
With pressing the alone one
But there's an evil twin
Press not that one and you will have won.
Follow the Road."
Frisk read it carefully and then went straight to the ones marked with arrows. It made a click sound when they pressed the last one.
"Good job, little one! You solved the puzzle without my help!" She said with Frisk not able to tell her the truth.
A/N: Sorry if this one was too bad. It was meant to be a comedy Parody but I don't know if it was more bad than funny. Oh well. If you don't like it, that's fine. Just don't hate me. The Undertale the Musical screenplay should be better so stay tuned. Also, review if you miraculously like this trashy story. I might do another if people think it's comedy gold. Anyway, thanks and see ya later!
