AN: I kinda thought of this without thinking ahaha, plz R&R this random fanfic.
Ulquiorra sonido'd down the great hallways of Las Noches. He and the other espada were being called upon to an urgent meeting. He arrived and tooke his seat beside Stark who were near-close to falling asleep.
"My dear Espada I have splendid news to tell you," Aizen greeted. He was followed by an ever-ginning Gin and even Tousen wore a small smile as well.
"Please have a look at him yourself." And in walked none other than Kurosaki Ichigo wearing Espada clothing, white hakama pants and a jacket that looked very much like his Bankai form. His mask covered half his face and showed the hollow grin and eyes but everything on his right side was normal. His hollow hole was on the right side of his lower stomach which was exposed because he refused to wear a shirt under his jacket. His tattoo however was on his left bicep, though no one could see it. All the Espada rose with the killer intent on killing this substitue shinigami.
"What the hell Aizen!" Grimmjow shouted, outraged and withdrew his katana.
"Aizen-sama why is this trash in our presence?" Ulquiorra questioned.
"Ah yes my Espada, apparently while trying to control his hollow side with those vizards he lost control and was turned completely into a hollow. As a hollow he already knew how to create a Garganta and appeared here. He is a strong advisary and I suggest you all not rid yourselves of our new novena Espada since it was a tragedy that Arroniero had to leave us so soon." He spoke the tragedy that happened to Aaronierro as if it were a fly that was just finally killed.
"So, you're saying that his trash of a shinigami was turned into a regular hollow and was instantly turned into a Vasto Lorde and an Espada?!" Grimmjow boomed.
"Why yes of course. Nothing could be better for our Espada than a former substitute shinigami." Aizen smiled a frightening grin that made all the Espada, including Ichigo, shudder.
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow and everyone else took their seats with grimaces that they would have to treat Ichigo as if one of their own.
"Now now, I'm sure you'll all get along just great now the other thing is that he doesn't remember anything from his former life so I guess y'all just gonna hafta learn to deal with the fact that he doesn't remember any of ya," Gin said to everyone. He glanced at Ichigo who was looking pervertedly at Halibel and recieved a nasty glare from her and Nnoitra.
"Yes well I hope you all learn to cooperate with his because the winter war is not yet over and the next time that those pesky shinigamis enter our Hueco Mundo I hope to place Ichigo out there with everyone and hope to see the shinigamis stunned faces as their biggest weakness is fighting them. That is all, meeting adjourned." Aizen left with Gin and Tousen tailing his heel.
No one moved for a period of time before Grimmjow used sonido and lifted Ichigo up by his jacket and gave him a scary smirk.
"I don't care if you don't remember me or any of our fights, you're still a damn shinigami in my eyes. You piss me off and you'll be sleeping with the hollows tonight." He dropped Ichigo on the floor and left the meeting room.
'What the hell did I do to them?' He scratched his head in bewilderment before leaving and going straight to his room.
"Oy, shinigami get your ass up outta bed we gotta go meet with Aizen-sama," Grimmjow growled. No response. He banged harder on the door and finally just cero'd it into oblivion. Turns out Ichigo wasn't in his room at all. 'Oh well, not my problem.' Grimmjow smiled at the gigantic hole that his cero left and walked away stuffing his hands into his pockets.
"Grimmjow, where is the novena Espada?" Aizen asked as Grimmjow entered the meeting room empty-handed.
"I dunno, wasn't in his room." He took his seat next to Nnoitra and rested his elbows on the table with a bored expression but secretly celebrating the first day of hell for that damned substitute shinigami.
"Ok, well I guess we're going to have to start the meeting without him because you all know very well how I don't tolerate tardiness well." They all nodded in agreement at all the times his punishment was a decade in a personal purgatory or a special punishment depending on his mood.
"So as you all know, the wretched Soul Society has caused us to lose Aaronniero and they now know all about Hueco Mundo and Las Noches. I'm hoping that all of you will-"
"Sorry I'm late Aizen! Syazel-sama had me go run an errand out in one of the other hollor worlds." All heads turned to Syazel to see he was showing no emotion whatsoever. But most of the Espada has faces of joy to know that Ichigo was about to be punished for being tardy AND interrupting Aizen-sama.
"Ichigo, glad to see that you've made it." All jaws dropped. THE MOTHER TRUCKER GOT AWAY WITH THE PURGATORY!!
"Yes well, ya better make it don' happen again," Gin warned with a sly smile, he'd always enjoyed making the personal purgatories for the dumb Espada.
"Yes, WE ALL wouldn't want out newest Espada gotten rid of so easily like our last one," Nnoitra agreed with a sinister grin.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL, this is gonna be funnnnyyy ahaha. Till next time my dear readers and honored reviewers!
Armanifan
