Following an exhausting day with his favorite batch of children, Barney dragged his feet to his bedroom to rest. Half-dead, Barney leapt into his bed and took notice of nothing strange occurring in the room. It was only later that night that Barney had garnered the energy he needed for awareness.
It was about 3 in the morning when Barney first began sensing a strange presence in his reach. Opening his eyes for the first time that night, Barney was utterly shocked to see Baby Bop residing near his closet, butt-naked. He gasped and frantically shut his eyes.
"Don't worry, big boy," whispered Baby Bop
"What are you doing here?! And why aren't you wearing any clothes?" Barney quickly and loudly exclaimed.
"Don't act like you don't fantasize about this," Baby Bop assured him.
Suddenly, Barney was overwhelmed with the urge to reproduce. He slipped his pajamas off, with his eyes still closed, and brushed away the blanket. Seeing this as an invitation, Baby Bop seductively approached.
"I've always wanted this. How did you know?" Barney delightfully asked.
"It's because I've always wanted it too. I could always feel it, big boy."
With his eyes still closed, Baby Bop grabbed the drapes and shaped them into a suitable blindfold for her lover. She set it at a tight grip and began fiddling with Barney's tail.
Barney let out a soft moan.
After the two dinosaurs from our imagination engaged in a steamy, make out session, Barney salvaged bubblegum-flavored condoms from his bedside drawer. He applied it to his diddly doo and the magic commenced.
He inserted his piece into Baby Bop, followed by a sexual shriek that echoed in the bedroom for years to come.
